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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 17:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here it is:-

It is well known that girls require time and money

so Girls = Money x Time

and we all know that 'time is money'

so Girls = Money x Money or (Money)²

And because money is the 'root of all evil'

Money = V¯¯Evil

Therefore:

Girls = ( V¯¯Evil )²

We are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil


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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 17:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well now. We all know that men equate having HOT women on their arm=power

Power=money (ie; Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Roger and Brian!)

Money=buying tons of bling and junk we peons cannot afford but that get the girls.

The more gigantic homes, yachts, cars, estates, toys, living large the lifestyles of the rich and famous+the more hot babes!

Girls+Money=Men (and their ego/legend in their own mind)

Money=Men=Hound Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 19:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Girls evil lol, yeah in a sexy way, or an annoying way. i wonder


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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 20:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But the right woman can exponentially grow the value of a man so its more like

M to the G root. Now if G is a negative integer, you have a point.


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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 20:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm not evil ...


... ;)


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Posted: 03 Jan 06, 04:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Girls are evil. No any need to prove it.

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Posted: 03 Jan 06, 04:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Remember that woman who tried to take over the world, Adrian Hitler? I think so girlfriend *click* *click* *click*


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Posted: 03 Jan 06, 05:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

girls, girls!!! are we gonna take this???
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Posted: 09 Jan 06, 13:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^Das Is good.