An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for
several years. He had a pond in the next paddock, fixed up nice - picnic tables, BBQs,and some mango and avocado trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One
evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of nubile young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you girls swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
Moral: Older men can still think fast on their feet.
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