Forums > Personal > My future sis-in-law

forum rss feed
Author

The Fairy King user not visiting Queenzone.com
The Fairy King
Deity: 8686 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 21 Jan 06, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for nearly a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her
beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view of her firm pert arse. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.

When she reached the top she lifterd her skirt, ripped off her tiny black thong and threw it down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."





























Moral of this story? ......




..................................
................................
..............................
...........................
........................
.....................
.................
.............
...........
.........
.......
.....
...
..
.
Always keep your condoms in your car...
.
..
...
....
.....
......
.......
........
.........
...........
............
.............
..............







Killed by drones.
KillerQueen840 user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 4081 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 21 Jan 06, 23:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hehe. I think I remember when Barry posted this.


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
bitesthedust user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 3242 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 22 Jan 06, 04:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Surely the moral is : Never keep your condoms in your car?

Winter Land Man user not visiting Queenzone.com
Jake
Winter Land Man
Deity: 4400 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 24 Jan 06, 01:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

bitesthedust<br><h6>The QZ gentleman... wrote:

Surely the moral is : Never keep your condoms in your car?


You don't get it. The guy was going to screw her sister, but, he needed to get some condoms so he went to the car to get them. But the family were outside and saw him coming out thinking he was not going to screw her. BUT HE REALLY WAS CAUSE HE WAS GONNA GO GET CONDOMS!!


"Please buy my upcoming album... I need the money"
runy user not visiting Queenzone.com

Bohemian: 590 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 24 Jan 06, 14:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Another moral for the story - majority of male population would take a chance to have the last wild night fling. :/


Saule pasaulis :D

bitesthedust user not visiting Queenzone.com

Deity: 3242 posts
add to buddy list send PM

Posted: 24 Jan 06, 14:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Messenger Of Leah wrote:

bitesthedust<br><h6>The QZ gentleman... wrote:

Surely the moral is : Never keep your condoms in your car?


You don't get it. The guy was going to screw her sister, but, he needed to get some condoms so he went to the car to get them. But the family were outside and saw him coming out thinking he was not going to screw her. BUT HE REALLY WAS CAUSE HE WAS GONNA GO GET CONDOMS!!


I do get it. That's why I asked.