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Posted: 26 Jan 06, 20:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yup, that's right.
Paul, otherwise known as "Pookey", called me today. He sounded very distraught and mildly upset, so naturally, I asked him what was bothering him. He finally broke down and started sobbing about how he only wants the Queenzoner's to accept him for who he is, not what he isn't in comparison to Freddie. The conversation went a little like this.

[Me]: Pookey, tell me what's wrong!
[Paul]: [insert sob] Well you see, [insert more sobbing], I j-jjjust want all those Queenzoners to like me! Their opinions of me are all that matters; all I live for! And they hate me! W-wwhat should I do? [insert yet another sob]
[Me]: Well, why do you care about their opinions so much?
[Paul]: [insert gasp] Because! Like, omg! They hold such importance Gina! I am emotionally attatched to what they think of me. I only want them to like me! My life is in ruins because many Queenzoners don't like the idea of me "filling Freddie's shoes!"
[Me]: Hmmm, I see. Well, look at the ratio aspect of it, Pook. You have millions of dollars and a rolex; they work from paycheck to paycheck and sport their nifty casio's. You are touring the world with some of the greatest musicians of our time; they are sitting in a chair, watching a screen, talking about some of the greatest musicians of our time. You get a lot of ass; they, well...yeaaaaah. So why are you so upset?
[Paul]: Hmmm, I never thought about it that way! Thanks G, I'm going to go buy a Bentley now!
[Me]: Anytime, Pookey. Bye!
[Paul]: Bye!
[click]

It was a great conversation, and after it was finished, I sat back in my computer chair and masterbated because hell! I helped Paul with his problems. I'm such a healer. And now, we have a happy Paul, not a sad Paul.
Cheers

*Being facetious owns.


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 02:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And you haven't heard Freddie crying every time Paul starts singing his songs?

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 04:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL- not bad. Kind of accurate I'd say... ;)

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 04:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:)


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 06:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hahahhaa love that- he will be crying soon"


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 06:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay, you do realise how many people are going to take this seriously....

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 06:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Who is going to take this seriously. People with vacuum insted brain

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 08:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No shit, Sherlock ;)

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 09:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

did he apologise while crying??

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 10:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Funny, as I saw so much satire aimed actually at some people at QZ, yet they- THEY- completely failed to notice it...

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 11:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Who is going to take this seriously. People with vacuum insted brain"

Hahahah, you fool.


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 12:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=FF0099>Linda Of The Valley wrote:

See this is a big mistake..because it's queenzone

Exactly..

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 12:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ok..i give up..some may not understand correctly what i am trying to ironise..maby i am wrong :))

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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 13:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh no..Paul


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is a genuine recording of a conversation.

FREDDIE MERCURY WAS AND IS QUEEN.

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 17:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=black>Dennis Daja<h6>QZs God wrote:

Fenderek wrote:

No shit, Sherlock ;)


You see?
I'm not the only one.


Fenderick has this thing going with "Sherlock" It's his bum chum I think.


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 21:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bryans Permed Pants wrote:

This is a genuine recording of a conversation.

FREDDIE MERCURY WAS AND IS QUEEN.

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.


lol!!!!

The original post was good, but this was QZ's best post all day.



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Posted: 28 Jan 06, 01:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bryans Permed Pants wrote:

This is a genuine recording of a conversation.

FREDDIE MERCURY WAS AND IS QUEEN.

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.


You fool.
Cheers


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Posted: 28 Jan 06, 01:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Last Cyborg wrote:

Okay, you do realise how many people are going to take this seriously....


Yes, but think of the joy I will get from that. The joy is immense, my friend.
Cheers


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Posted: 29 Jan 06, 23:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LadyMoonshineDown wrote:

Bryans Permed Pants wrote:

This is a genuine recording of a conversation.

FREDDIE MERCURY WAS AND IS QUEEN.

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE.


You fool.
Cheers


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