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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 21:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A Little British Humor.

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."


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Freedom from choice is what you want



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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 22:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol


Nonono, you don't understand, that is NOT why I have this gerbil!
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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 22:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

t he


One should ANALize the Poetry on page 43, when Oedipus is rollin' in his benzo and he has to bust a cap on some flagrants in the under city



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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 22:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

no but seriously, its 10 35 and i dont feel like reading that, ill read it tomorrow


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Posted: 27 Jan 06, 22:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JamieSureWould<h6>QOQOW</h6> wrote:

no but seriously, its 10 35 and i dont feel like reading that, ill read it tomorrow


Only 935 here hun!


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Freedom from choice is what you want



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