Recently from eBay I got two magazines published in 1990 to celebrate Queen's 20th birthday. As I expected, they were entirely derivative of older interviews, etc.
But I was very amused by one paragraph, in a section titled 'Queen Confidential':
'And yet Freddie for a Rock star is suprisingly moderate in his habits. He drinks little, doesn't smoke and hates drugs.'
Ummm, you don't say...
You lot of tarts.