If I may interrupt your discussion to add a random question to this accidental thread: Have you ever tried a can of brown bread? I must say that I have recently tried what I have just said. It's gross but amazing and I can't get it out of my head. How do they get the can around the bread? I thought that it wasn't real, that it was just a fantasy, but I was terribly mislead. On Superbowl Sunday, I was shocked (and am still amazed) that canned bread is REAL, and I was just previously being an airhead. Now, my friends, my life is changed, and I will preach about canned bread until I drop dead. I cannot think straight anymore, for canned bread is all that I ponder, I have work to do, and undone things to dread. I have witnessed this phenomenon (and tasted it in fact), now I hope you'll make this news of canned bread widespread:
CANNED BREAD TRULY EXISTS AND IS AMONGST US!
IT'S BREAD IN A CAN! A CAN WITH BREAD! CANNED-BREAD! IT'S GROSS, IT'S GREAT, AND I JUST CAN'T GET OVER IT!
I saw it, felt it, ate it. But I can't stop thinking about it! Why would someone put bread in a can? It's such an odd idea! But it's here! It's in your local supermarket! And I can't stop thinking about it!
Do any of you like canned bread?
Canned brown bread is pretty gross, but it's edible with baked beans.
I really need to stop this.
BUT IT'S CANNED BREAD! Like a jack-in-the-box, but bread-in-a-can!
Anyhow, I believe I should get a little more than four hours of sleep tonight. And stop drinking all the diet. dr. pepper. And stop with the tea and coffee as well.
Damnit, now I'll stop!
Curse these fingers which are spazzing out and can't stop typing.
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."