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Posted: 06 Feb 06, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know if you guys have seen these before, or how old they are, but here you go:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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Posted: 06 Feb 06, 17:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Has anyone seen the Chuck Norris clips from 'Walker Texas Ranger' that Conan O'Brien used to feature on his show.

It was the most hilarious shit on earth. My favorite is the one where the bad guy falls on a bear trap and Walker comes and punches him in the face.


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Posted: 06 Feb 06, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM

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Posted: 06 Feb 06, 17:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's one of the Conan clips...

http://www.youtube.com/w/Conan-O-Brien-and-Universal?v=waq2Uicjdb0&search=chuck%20norris%20conan


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Posted: 06 Feb 06, 21:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, god. This was in the newspaper a month ago.


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Posted: 06 Feb 06, 22:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Brilliant stuff, though I think the best was when Haley Joel Osmont appeared on Walker.

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Posted: 06 Feb 06, 22:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:



Brilliant stuff, though I think the best was when Haley Joel Osmont appeared on Walker.


Walker told me I had AIDS


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Posted: 08 Feb 06, 18:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

all the guys at my school flippin talk about chuck norris all the time lol!


I good friend would be their to bail you out of jail...but a best friend would be there saying that was fuckin awsome!
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all the guys at my school flippin talk about chuck norris all the time lol!


I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL!


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Posted: 09 Feb 06, 00:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Guns don't kill people.....



Chuck Norris kills people.


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Posted: 09 Feb 06, 08:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:



Brilliant stuff, though I think the best was when Haley Joel Osmont appeared on Walker.


Abso-friggin-lootly...that was hilarious! :-D

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Posted: 09 Feb 06, 18:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Chuck Norris is the worst actor in the world but you have to love him just cuz he is Chuck Norris lol!


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Posted: 09 Feb 06, 19:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queenrocks4579 wrote:

Chuck Norris is the worst actor in the world but you have to love him just cuz he is Chuck Norris lol!


I thought it was Steven Seagal.

To be honest, Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like Bruce Lee.


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Posted: 09 Feb 06, 20:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



To be honest, Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like Bruce Lee.


And Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.

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Posted: 21 Sep 09, 19:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



chuck norris... end of story

godzilla is japan's rendition of chuck norris's first visit to tokyo

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Posted: 21 Sep 09, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

gaara of the sands dick is 12345678910 miles long

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Posted: 21 Sep 09, 19:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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