It's been so long ago that I first SAW you
Your red hot look capTIvated me
And my mind was blown away when I learnt
About your intrinsic values, price tag, and mileage
But someday - I hope - I'll return as a rich man
And you will be mine
All my kingdom for this ride
It would surely make my day
If I had a wish for free
Right away I'd pick you up
And cherish you forever
Even if you get rusty
I just can't bear the fact that you're with another man now
What does he have that I can't offer (apart from the money)?
My jealousy is driving me mad
I try to spot you on the road
I'm still longing, needing, searching, and seeking
But someday - I hope - I'll be lucky and get you on ebay for good.
Nothing wrong grammatically or spelling wise other than what I changed.
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