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Posted: 11 Feb 06, 15:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Freedom of choice is what you've got

Freedom from choice is what you want



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Posted: 11 Feb 06, 16:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hehehe, u tried them out in the field QOW? :P


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Posted: 12 Feb 06, 05:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

there are some nice ones on www.insults.net I think I knew them from there :P

to bubu: u really wanna know that??? O.o


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Posted: 12 Feb 06, 05:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like the first one, find it funny...