Starting with me, I can pop over to General Discussion and wipe out cabbage and his stupid space-wasting threads. I'll put an end to these ridiculous cut-and-paste arguments people always have - I can tell when someone has something worth saying in their head and when they're just spamming with control-v again.
Put simply, if it has RIP or 1991 in it, I'll wipe it out. If they're actually responding intelligently to things people are saying, it stays.
And I'll force someone to upload Face it Alone. I would be the perfect mod.