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Posted: 16 Feb 06, 18:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What's the largest object you have inserted into your ear?

How many times a day do you use the word "rhubarb"?

When was the last time you saw a dog turd with a lolly stick poking out of it?

Are you sexually aroused by the theme tune to Coronation Street?

Have you ever killed anyone using only your thumbs?

What's the furthest you have ever thrown an elderly relative?

How long can you hold your breath for?

Which of the following sticky substances would you rather be immersed in? Golden Syrup or treacle.

How much Dundee cake can you eat without needing a glass of water?

Can you bite your own toenails?

Would you bite mine?

Why isn't Keith Chegwin the head of the Metropolitan Police Force?

Is it just me, or is this lump on my neck getting bigger?

Can you speak up? I'm a little hard of hearing.

Why can't geese play Kerplunk?

Have you ever fantasised about lesbian sex with 2 men?

Where the fuck is my Pink Floyd mug?

fatty.

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Posted: 16 Feb 06, 19:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=blk>Sasha wrote:

I'll take the 5th...


*takes the fifth* *and a half pint*


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Posted: 17 Feb 06, 05:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What's the largest object you have inserted into your ear? my big toe

How many times a day do you use the word "rhubarb"? quite often. its fun to say

When was the last time you saw a dog turd with a lolly stick poking out of it? two weeks ago

Are you sexually aroused by the theme tune to Coronation Street? only on thursdays

Have you ever killed anyone using only your thumbs? do the homeless count

What's the furthest you have ever thrown an elderly relative? 5.6ft

How long can you hold your breath for? 2.459 minutes

Which of the following sticky substances would you rather be immersed in? Golden Syrup or treacle. i guess treacle because i haven't tried that one

How much Dundee cake can you eat without needing a glass of water? 37 cakes

Can you bite your own toenails? yep

Would you bite mine? hell yeah

Why isn't Keith Chegwin the head of the Metropolitan Police Force? he didn't eat his beans

Is it just me, or is this lump on my neck getting bigger? i didn't want to say anything but...

Can you speak up? I'm a little hard of hearing. i am speaking up

Why can't geese play Kerplunk? they don't have thumbs

Have you ever fantasised about lesbian sex with 2 men? does watched count as fantasised

Where the fuck is my Pink Floyd mug? try looking under the sink

There, the most random questionare i have ever taken

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Posted: 17 Feb 06, 07:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*answers*


2+2=5
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Posted: 18 Feb 06, 06:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Right, okay...
What's the largest object you have inserted into your ear?
A baked bean
How many times a day do you use the word "rhubarb"?
Approx 7
When was the last time you saw a dog turd with a lolly stick poking out of it?
Twenty minutes ago
Are you sexually aroused by the theme tune to Coronation Street?
Don't know it, but probably
Have you ever killed anyone using only your thumbs?
No
What's the furthest you have ever thrown an elderly relative?
6ft10
How long can you hold your breath for?
50 secs
Which of the following sticky substances would you rather be immersed in? Golden Syrup or treacle.
Treacle
How much Dundee cake can you eat without needing a glass of water?
3.5 metres (16 pints)
Can you bite your own toenails?
Yes
Would you bite mine?
No
Why isn't Keith Chegwin the head of the Metropolitan Police Force?
Because Sir Ian Blair is
Is it just me, or is this lump on my neck getting bigger?
No, I think it is getting bigger
Can you speak up? I'm a little hard of hearing.
YES, I CAN
Why can't geese play Kerplunk?
They can
Have you ever fantasised about lesbian sex with 2 men?
I have now
Where the fuck is my Pink Floyd mug?
On the mug tree or in the fridge

Thanks, fatty, hilarious as ever.



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