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Posted: 28 Feb 06, 20:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

"How many?" the pharmacist asked.

"Just a few," the man said. "Maybe a half dozen. See, I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist shook his head. "That dose is too small, it won't get you through sex."

The old fellow chuckled. "Son, I'm well past eighty, I don't think much about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new shoes."

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Posted: 01 Mar 06, 12:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll have to remember that, there are times...


"It is better to sit in silence and have people think you're a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt"