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Posted: 08 Mar 06, 18:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok this is just for fun. Just post your fave "crap" cheesy pick up lines. Heres some of mine - and no I dont use them either!!! lol

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

All those curves and me with no brakes!

You're on my list of things to do tonight.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?

Do you have an inhaler cause you just took my breath away!

Please can I have a picture of you because i want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to arrest you coz you trespassed thru my mind n then you stole my heart!

Do you work in the post office, cause i thought i saw you checking out my package.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?



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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 08 Mar 06, 18:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im writing these down lol to see if they work


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Posted: 08 Mar 06, 19:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ill be Fred, you be Wilma and together we'll make the Bedrock.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a Stairway to Heaven.


Chom own mudder fukker.
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Posted: 08 Mar 06, 23:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Are you okay? I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven, angel!"
So cheesy.. ;P


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Posted: 09 Mar 06, 05:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heres one I forgot to add

"Do you come here often, or am I not doing it right?"


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 09 Mar 06, 05:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

You make my software turn to hardware!

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.


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With a box of fireworks

And two bottles of

Tizer"

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Posted: 09 Mar 06, 05:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

now we av broken the ice lets get out of here :)

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Posted: 09 Mar 06, 07:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd dress up as a cop and say the following:

"You have the right to remain aroused. Anything you see or touch can and will be rubbed against you in the court of sex".


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Posted: 09 Mar 06, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heres another cheesy one_

"Gee girl, when God made you, he was showing off!!"


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 09 Mar 06, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are you Jeanie? Cause I wanted to rub your breasts three times and make a wish.



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Posted: 09 Mar 06, 18:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<Butthead>I see that you have braces. I have braces too.</Butthead>

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Posted: 10 Mar 06, 10:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you have eyes like spanners, everytime i look at them my nuts tighten


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Posted: 10 Mar 06, 15:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are those space pants? Because they are driving me out of this world!


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Posted: 10 Mar 06, 17:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dae ye ken the difference between a Scotch egg and mah nob? Naw? Well how dae ye fancy gaun oan a picnic wi me?

Well it's no gonnae suck it'sel.

The only reason ah'd boot ye oot ma bed wid be tae shag ye oan the flair.

Git yer gums aroond ma plums.

Dae ye fancy a podger? Naw? Well wid ye mind huddin still while ah huv yin?

Git yer jaws aroond ma baws.

Here's ten bob fir the phone. Away an tell yer maw thit ye'll no be hame the nicht.

fatty.

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Posted: 10 Mar 06, 21:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty: hilarious as always


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Posted: 11 Mar 06, 01:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are you from Memphis? You're the only Ten I See.

Is Bin Ladin around? Because youre the bomb.


Freedom of choice is what you've got

Freedom from choice is what you want



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Posted: 12 Mar 06, 02:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can I be your derivative? I want to be tangent to your curves.


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Posted: 12 Mar 06, 08:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Liked most of Fatty's quotes! Very funny indeed!


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 16 Mar 06, 09:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this one never fails NEVER

If you had 11 roses and looked in the mirrow you would see the 12 most Beautiful things in the world !!!!
it really does work despite the chessyness


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