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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

how long were their penises and who had the biggest? I'd say john has the biggest and brian has the smallest.


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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There really is no need for that. Why not go onto a Beatles or stones forum and ask the same question? What could you possibly hope to achieve with such useless information?

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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Yes, you are right. John's is 8ft 10, while Roger's is just behind at 8ft 4. Freddie had a fairly large 6ft 11, but Brian's is a dissapointing 7mm. Anita thinks she is a virgin, but Brian knows different. She has just never noticed Brian's tiny walloper enter her body. There is a story that she was doing the dishes when Brian sneaked in and shagged her for nearly 20 minutes. She didn't even know he was home.


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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OMG hahaha :P
Hey Brians is big too you know! But i defently gotta give it to Freddie just look at it with tight trousers ;) Anyways... you shouldnt be asking this sort of questions, it's not like you are gonna get a pieace of the action.

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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my..

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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeah well i was hoping someone could make a funny story outta this like roger and freddie got in a fight over their wang size, then john walks in butt naked and then roger and freddie decide to quit arguing cause their both smaller than john.


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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

why didn't you just write it yourself?


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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:) Nice topic...woot.

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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

:) Nice topic...woot.

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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 16:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

freddie 21 cm
brian 12 cm
roger 18 cm
john 16 cm

official information from www.brianmay.com

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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 18:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i cant manage cm,can i have feet and inches please lol

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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 21:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kingarthur wrote:

yeah well i was hoping someone could make a funny story outta this like roger and freddie got in a fight over their wang size, then john walks in butt naked and then roger and freddie decide to quit arguing cause their both smaller than john.


Oi..I'll write the story :D


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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 23:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I'd like to introduce to you, Mr. Brian May, on the piano!!! Yes yes, that's right, he's got a real big cock!"

Freddie Mercury, introducing "Save Me" at a 1980 concert (seriously).


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Posted: 24 Mar 06, 01:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Munchsack wrote:


Yes, you are right. John's is 8ft 10, while Roger's is just behind at 8ft 4. Freddie had a fairly large 6ft 11, but Brian's is a dissapointing 7mm. Anita thinks she is a virgin, but Brian knows different. She has just never noticed Brian's tiny walloper enter her body. There is a story that she was doing the dishes when Brian sneaked in and shagged her for nearly 20 minutes. She didn't even know he was home.




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Posted: 24 Mar 06, 07:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

galashiels wrote:

i cant manage cm,can i have feet and inches please lol


1 inch= 2,5 cm

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Posted: 24 Mar 06, 10:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What do you think Brian wrote "39" about, huh?

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Posted: 24 Mar 06, 12:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Serry... wrote:

What do you think Brian wrote "39" about, huh?


I thought it was about AIDS.


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Posted: 24 Mar 06, 13:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Nobody knew about AIDS in 1975.


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Posted: 24 Mar 06, 23:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Munchsack wrote:


Nobody knew about AIDS in 1975.


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oh GOD...

HEADDESK*

If there were an emoticon for sarcasm I'd have put about 50 of them on that post just to avoid a response like yours.
Unless of course you too are being sarcastic, in which case... Well Met, Sirrah.

"i thought it was about war...turned out to be about space or something."

First time I heard it, I thought it was about war but it only took me another listen (and a short interview I read with Brian May) to figure out what the deal really was.


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Posted: 25 Mar 06, 17:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WE DON'T NEED THIS!!! Sorry, just a little freaked out.

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