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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 17:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 23 Mar 06, 20:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!


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Posted: 27 Mar 06, 09:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Ha ha! Nice one!


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Posted: 28 Mar 06, 02:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!


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Posted: 28 Mar 06, 02:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn, thats a good one.

and BTW, Pussycat, arent you up a bit late?


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Freedom from choice is what you want



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Posted: 28 Mar 06, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a very lame one my friend and I came up with.
A man walks into a plastic surgeon's office and stops at the secretary's desk to sign in. When asked his name, the man replied, "My name is Howard. But I will be signing out as Hillary."


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