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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 08:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Q: How many Queenzoners it takes to change a lightbulb?
A: 2136

First, John S Stuart makes the ultimate list of all different kinds of lightbulbs ever made.

Wilki makes some additions to John's list.

Pim & Niek invent a new kind of lightbulb. It's called 'Light In The Shadows'. Everybody's happy at first, but then Qzoners realise that this light doesn't really shine.

Lord Fickle tries to remix the old lightbulb with some of his own ideas. Again, it doesn't really shine.

Johnny Knoxville apparently has a replica of a lightbulb but he doesn't know how to change it.

Serry has the technical knowledge to change a lightbulb but he's too busy posting comments on Qzone to even notice that there is no light.

Brian May becomes aware of the problem and releases a new version of 'Back To The Light'. It's a charity single and the profits go to Queenfans' Lightbulb Project. 827 Qzoners buy the single but no new lightbulb emerge.

The Black Queen starts another topic concerning Roger's tackle. 46 Qzoners gladly reply, totally forgetting there is no light.

Flashman strikes again... but darkness remains.

Queen Productions release a new lightbulb but it turns out to be the old broken lightbulb in a new wrapping. Qzoners are frustrated.

Lady Mercury writes a novel, well actually a trilogy, about Freddie and Roger trying to change a lightbulb. Everyone thinks it's hilarious but fail to see any connection to their own current situation.

Finally, Thomas Quinn realises that Queenzone is a virtual environment. Therefore, it doesn't need a lightbulb. Suddenly, the light appears. 'It's a kind of magic!'

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Sebastian is trying to figure out who actually changed the lightbulb. After hours and hours of work he finds a solution: 'Based on the symmetric form of the lightbulb and the harmony of colours in light itself, it had to be Freddie.'

The new lightbulb doesn't seem to work for everyone. 119 leeches are asking if someone could put the lightbulb on Rapidshare while 76 want it to be Mega-uploaded. 7 of them say thanks afterwards.

Bryans Permed Poodle is not happy with the new lightbulb. He declares, 'The lightbulb is dead. RIP!'

1054 Qzoners disagree with BPP arguing that the new lightbulb isn't trying to replace the old lightbulb. Instead, the new lightbulb does its own thing and, in no way, diminishes the glory of the original lightbulb.

August R. is stoned to death for making fun of his fellow Qzoners and posting stupid lightbulb jokes on this forum.



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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 08:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hail Pim & Niek!


"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:

Hail Pim & Niek!


You two sure are fond of yourselves..;-)

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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 09:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

(stop typing comments) What? There's no light on QZ?!

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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 09:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brilliant. And I'm brassed off at the fact that I didn't write it.


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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 09:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is hilarious. Bravo!

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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 09:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Re This: "Finally, Thomas Quinn realises that Queenzone is a virtual environment. Therefore, it doesn't need a lightbulb. Suddenly, the light appears. 'It's a kind of magic!'"

Headlines in The Sun read:

LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Thomas Quinn Demonstrates Skills; Presents Serious Challenge to Eric Clapton's Hold on the Title 'God'


Below the fold sub headline reads:

Perpetually 14 Years Old--Johnny Knoxville. Methuselah or Just a Kid with a Red Special Knockoff and No Clue How to Tune Up?


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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 10:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


LOL, very good. I have loads of lightbulb jokes.


This can't end well.
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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 11:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

August R.... that was brilliant!

Are you a less Scottish fatty?


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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 11:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tears are rolling. August R, this was superb!


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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 13:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Woohoo, I made the list!

I'm a leech!

But I always thank people afterwards. :P




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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

August R, you have done a marvelous job of capturing the essense and idiosyncracies of our frequent contributors. Well done!!

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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 17:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holy shit.


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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Spookily accurate!


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Posted: 29 Mar 06, 18:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I made it on this list. Good jokes.


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Posted: 30 Mar 06, 14:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir GH<br><h6>ah yeah</h6> wrote:



Are you a less Scottish fatty?


I'm afraid, I'm just a low fat Finn. Though I must admit this joke just grew and grew in my head, evolving into this absurd fatty-esque story.

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Posted: 30 Mar 06, 15:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but who buys the new light bulb ? or is the new light bulb just an old light bulb who inspired the first light bulb?

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Posted: 30 Mar 06, 15:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but what happens if we're out of lightbulbs, someone will have to get an idea and then we can rob one from above there head


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