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Posted: 01 Apr 06, 19:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hi, I'm Seymour Butts. You can also call me Ben Dover.


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Posted: 01 Apr 06, 20:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Hi, I'm Seymour Butts.


Omg he's the guy who makes porn in a family bussiness, isnt it?

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Posted: 01 Apr 06, 20:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was doing a math problem sheet at math class the other day, and we had to solve riddles, seeing the name of authors of books. Ben Dover was one of 'em, lol. The others were R. U. Wright and Marsha Long. Corny, I know... :-P


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Posted: 01 Apr 06, 21:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol I have a friend named Jack Mehoff and his wife is Patty Wagon.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 07:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wayne Car, Helen Back, etc....


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 09:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know this one is sooo old and corny but...

I'm Richard Head. you can call me Dick.

BAH *ashamed*


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 09:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Apart from our very own Mike Hunt, other real names I know of are Bob Doune (may need to be Scottish to understand that one), Pat MacCarrie (perhaps need to be Scottish again) and Phil MacCavity.




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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 12:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Phil McCracken

Dick Valentine

Dick Power

Ivor Hardy

Roger Moore

Tom Arter

I went to school with a lad called Mark Stretch, he was fucking massive. On the register he was always Stretch Mark.

I'm sure theres a few more I haven't thought of...


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 16:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alotta Vagina, Ivana Fuckalot, Jack Minehoff


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 18:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Once sent a fax signed by myself Mr C. Lyons. Came back a few hours later headed Dear Mr C. Lyons. Hook, line and sinker.

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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 19:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

Alotta Vagina, Ivana Fuckalot, Jack Minehoff


Hahahaha nice ones! :P

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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 23:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jack Hoffer, Mike Hunt

I could go into military names

Seargeant Shaft, Corporal Cleavage, Lt. Libido, Private Privates, Colonel Clitoris

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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 02:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Then courtesy of a SNL skit;

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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 08:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Biggus Dickus. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm surprised no-ones mentioned Ivor Bignob yet.


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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 11:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You cannot neglect the whole Dover family.

Ben Dover has already made his appearance, his wife Eileen Dover was in the powder room at the time.

Their son, Moe Dover, was napping.

Amanda Hugginkiss sends her regards as well.


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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 12:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My drag name is Amanda Playwith


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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 12:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

My drag name is Amanda Playwith


You like to dress up in drag?.... well, thats...er...different. :P lol


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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 13:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

My drag name is Amanda Playwith


You like to dress up in drag?.... well, thats...er...different. :P lol


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