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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hello QueenZoners. The Doctor is back.

My officce will be open for any medical question and/or problem you might have.

Don't be afraid to ask. All questions will be answered NASAP (Not As Soon As Possible. I'm a busy coot.)


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 15:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Doc, how can I get rid of this headache I have???


I do recommend Nasal Sex.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 16:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Doc, how can I get rid of this headache I have???


I do recommend Nasal Sex.


Nasal Sex... jajajajajajajajajajaja


Life Is A Bitch...

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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 16:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:

My throat and chest have been sore for quite a long time, and since the last time I went to the gym my arms, neck and back have been killing me.
What must I do?


Prepare a poopshake: put dog poop, strawberries and milk in a blender. And drink not too cold. This way for around 1 to 2 weeks. You'll vomit a lot in the meanwhile. That will clean your throat and lungs.

About the arms, neck and back soreness: quit the gym.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

Dr. I'm unconscious, can you help me?


I do recommend not to eat cereal with gasoline before you sleep.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 16:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Both my legs just fell off... What should I do?

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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 16:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote:

Both my legs just fell off... What should I do?


Use a wheelchair.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 17:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Doc, how can I get rid of this headache I have???


I do recommend Nasal Sex.


I tried Nasal sex, but it doesn't help... and now I have to get plastic surgery for reconstructing my beautiful nose... I will demand you and get from you every cent for that surgery >:(


That's your fault young lady. You should had looked for someone with a short and small penis, someone like Rosie O'Donnell.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 17:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

I would play Doctor with you, but the last guy I did that with just made me wait 45 minutes and then double billed me.


I am a professional, I wouldn't do that except to check you deeply without gloves.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 17:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>taylorgaga wrote:

hey doc i got this huge annoying spot on my nose, what should i do?


Use a plastic bag over your head.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 17:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

my dad has arsenic poisoning how could he get rid of it?


One should ANALize the Poetry on page 43, when Oedipus is rollin' in his benzo and he has to bust a cap on some flagrants in the under city



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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 19:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JamieSureWould wrote:

my dad has arsenic poisoning how could he get rid of it?


Buy a new dad.


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 19:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:

http://search.ebay.com/dad_W0QQfromZR40

I thought this link would be helpful... :P


Why aren't you drinkin' your poopshake?


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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 20:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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JamieSureWould wrote:

my dad has arsenic poisoning how could he get rid of it?


Buy a new dad.


Dont take any notice of that Jamie.

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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 21:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#FF00CC">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

JamieSureWould wrote:

my dad has arsenic poisoning how could he get rid of it?


Buy a new dad.


Dont take any notice of that Jamie.



haha its alright i was laughing pretty hard actually


One should ANALize the Poetry on page 43, when Oedipus is rollin' in his benzo and he has to bust a cap on some flagrants in the under city



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Posted: 02 Apr 06, 21:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

NASAP? North American Society for Arists and Performers?


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 08:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Doctor, I superglued a tattie to my walloper, what should I do?


This can't end well.
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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 11:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan wrote:

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:

http://search.ebay.com/dad_W0QQfromZR40

I thought this link would be helpful... :P


Why aren't you drinkin' your poopshake?

Because you haven't told about the side effects yet.


A pseudo-clitoris will appear behind one of your ears, what's wrong with that?


I wouldn't call it a pseudo-clitoris... more like a tasty little edge behind KillerKing's ear.


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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 11:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Munchsack wrote:

Doctor, I superglued a tattie to my walloper, what should I do?


I'll have to check your rectus.

*prepares rubber gloves*


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Posted: 03 Apr 06, 11:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote:

HELP! I just heard 'It's Chico Time' (by Chico, the guy from the X Factor!) What do I do???


Spill two drops of hydrochloric acid inside every ear.
Listen to Danny Miranda's Radio Ga Ga "bass solo" to cauterize the wounds caused by the acid. BE CAREFUL ABOUT THE LAST PART. EXCESSIVE EXPOSURE TO DANNY MIRANDA'S BASS PARTS COULD CAUSE SEVERAL DAMAGES TO YOUR AUDITIVE SYSTEM.


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