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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 00:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan wrote:

poopdude wrote:

so in response to the other docter threads its ask doctor tong. if you have a bad pickup line problem(you give them or you recieve them) ask doctor Tong!


No.




LOL...that was so wrong...


Dr. Tong, I have a question...what do you do when having lesbian dreams...I keep having a recurring one of the actress Eva Mendes...(dont ask me why?) but should I:

A. Shun it..
B. Fullfill it..(at the possibilty of catching some horrible STD)
C. Stay strictly dickly...( STILL at the possibilty of catching some horrible STD)

its a no win situation

HELP!


This is Eva Mendes...she was recently in the movie 'Hitch' with Will Smith

http://www.caraibes-webdo.net/Galerie/images/eva_mendes.jpg


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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 07:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And what is that mysterious figure in the distance? It looks like Dr. McCoy...


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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 08:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote:

for fuck sake. The first 2 times were funny. It's not anymore.



Oh put a sock in it Linda.


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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 08:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why don't you all put a sock in it?


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You think? :D


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 08:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Musicman wrote:

And what is that mysterious figure in the distance? It looks like Dr. McCoy...


HAHAHA!

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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 09:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote:

<b><font color="green">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote:

for fuck sake. The first 2 times were funny. It's not anymore.



Oh put a sock in it Linda.


ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........how bout NO?



<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

<b><font color="green">The Fairy King wrote:



<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote:

for fuck sake. The first 2 times were funny. It's not anymore.



Oh put a sock in it Linda.




Hmmm. One slip of the finger and that could have been one hell of a typo.


LMFAO! I agree....'put a rock in it' really would have been funny! xD


hilarious....


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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 09:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote:

I know I am!

And for another hilarious joke, read on..

A man walked into a shop and asked could he buy some wasps. The shop assistant said "we don't sell wasps". And the man says; "But you had two in the window yesterday!"

hahahahaha

Oh, oh and why did the mushroom go to the party? (you have to say it aloud to get this one!)....
-Because he was a fungi!

xD



I'm worried about u babe...


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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 10:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Aren't we all...?


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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 12:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Aaaah, come on...no ones gonna help me...paid all this damn money for nothing...my insurance doesnt even cover all of it...

Standing up outta seat:


Wheres the doctor!!!


LOL


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Posted: 10 Apr 06, 12:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Right...


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 11 Apr 06, 02:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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<B>Jellybean Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote:

Alex Solan wrote:

poopdude wrote:

so in response to the other docter threads its ask doctor tong. if you have a bad pickup line problem(you give them or you recieve them) ask doctor Tong!


No.




LOL...that was so wrong...


Dr. Tong, I have a question...what do you do when having lesbian dreams...I keep having a recurring one of the actress Eva Mendes...(dont ask me why?) but should I:

A. Shun it..
B. Fullfill it..(at the possibilty of catching some horrible STD)
C. Stay strictly dickly...( STILL at the possibilty of catching some horrible STD)

its a no win situation

HELP!


This is Eva Mendes...she was recently in the movie 'Hitch' with Will Smith

http://www.caraibes-webdo.net/Galerie/images/eva_mendes.jpg> uhh, fufill it.




Ha! lol @ Fullfill it...

But what looks good to you aint always good for you, lol


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Posted: 11 Apr 06, 09:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ooh, may I influence his decision?


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Posted: 11 Apr 06, 16:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I sure do like that mushroom joke.


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Posted: 11 Apr 06, 17:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I sure do like the opposite sex.


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 08:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote