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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 02:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks!

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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 02:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks!


You have the same problem as me, lol, no wonder why I'm single...


Just be yourself, and the right girl will come along...lol


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 04:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Have a little faith in girls; all you need to do is be yourself. As long as that entails being a cocky bastard who's in love with himself. Oh, and pretend your rich as well.

That aughta do it.

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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 06:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I certainly won't be praying for either one of you. You hags are vicious and cruel.

I don't care what you look on the outside. Your inside is PLAIN UGLY!



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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 07:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks!



"First, paint your head red. Then, take your shirt off... to expose your manly chest. Next, get some boxing gloves, or if you don't have boxing gloves, oven mitts will do. Next, duct tape some aluminum foil to some twine. And finally, get your mom to make you a Strong Bad costume."

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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 07:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.


Ever thought it might be because you're an absolute ugly cunt?


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 07:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, it's quite easy to attract beautiful women. All you've got to do is look like Freddie Mercury, preferably the early 70's look.


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 07:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Millionaire Waltz wrote:

Oh, it's quite easy to attract beautiful women. All you've got to do is look like Freddie Mercury, preferably the early 70's look.


The negative effect:

You may also attract guys.

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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 07:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol... :D


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 07:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Double post, sorry...


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 07:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Who cares, isn't it just cool enough to look like Freddie Mercury? :D Oh, it would be so awesome to have access to those 70's clothes... *drools*


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 09:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

I certainly won't be praying for either one of you. You hags are vicious and cruel.

I don't care what you look on the outside. Your inside is PLAIN UGLY!



your inside is just plain sociopathic. I don't believe you take yourself or any of your questions here seriously. You just want people to react in some way. God, it must suck to have to resort to that sort of desperation to get any attention in your life.

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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 10:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks!


Be yourself :)

Or pretend to be someone really cool.


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 10:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote:

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks!


Be yourself :)

Or pretend to be someone really cool.


EXACTLY

Try to be someone cool... like you know, someone who is not racist.
White Power was sexy back in the days, but now it's completely out of fashion.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 10:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks!


Maybe you are ugly yourself, anyway you seem desperate yourself by the way.


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 10:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The fact that you're actually wasting your time making idiotic posts like this one is the answer to why women don't find you attractive.
I don't even believe the you attract ugly women, unless they're mentally insane or something.

Even Steve Urkel has more chances of getting laid.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 11:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

give us a picture of yourself


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 12:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, pretend to be someone cool. That's what Freddie did, and it obviously worked for him.


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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 13:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How can you attract beautiful women? With your attitude you probably can't.

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Posted: 12 Apr 06, 13:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Somebodytolove, lets see a pic of you and we'll be judges lol.A beautiful woman can be a dangerous woman,bear that in mind


They're insane, they all are :P


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