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Posted: 14 Apr 06, 09:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was reading Alex's thread about the 63 ways to make a police officer angry which were very funny, and i have these ones, so i thought i'd post em for ya...here they are!

26 Things To Do In An Elevator or Lift...

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

I really love number 6 i think its hillerious lol


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Posted: 14 Apr 06, 09:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've seen this list many times, but I've
never seen #9.
HAHAHA!


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Posted: 14 Apr 06, 09:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love number 25, hahaha.

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Posted: 14 Apr 06, 10:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

8. is the funniest one, lol!


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Posted: 14 Apr 06, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

been there done that!


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Posted: 14 Apr 06, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lol, they're all great!


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Posted: 16 Apr 06, 11:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan wrote:

I will add:

27. If you're alone with another passenger and the elevator is automatic, press all the buttons and tell him, "I have friends in every floor"

28. Make fart noises with your mouth and ask "Who did it??"

29. Ask the hour to every passenger.

30. While the elevator is going press the Stop button and say "I'm checking the brakes"


lol i like 29


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