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Posted: 19 Apr 06, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a ball.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
The most embarassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Every bloke has at some stage in his life flushed half way through taking a pee and then raced against the flush.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
It is impossible to look cool while picking up a frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
You never ever run out of salt.


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Posted: 20 Apr 06, 08:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


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Posted: 20 Apr 06, 08:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


"Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly."
I have started a few fires while wearing women's clothing.
"Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a ball."
Rummaging in my garden may also turn up the bodies of eleven women who went missing between the years 1988 and 1994
"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."
I like stroking horses.
"The most embarassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad."
The most embarassing thing that happened to me as a child has been repressed and is out of reach to even the most highly skilled Hynotherapist.
"The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
No, they're just easier to fit up your arse.
"Some days you see lots of people on crutches."
People on crutches turn me on.
"Every bloke has at some stage in his life flushed half way through taking a pee and then raced against the flush."
I like to take things a step further by masturbating in the toilets of an incontinence clinic with the door unlocked.
"Old women with mobile phones look wrong!"
Yes, but when you've battered one to within an inch of her life in order to steal her pension, you have to leave her with something to call an ambulence.
"It is impossible to look cool while picking up a frisbee."
You can if you use a J.C.B.
"Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited."
Is exited the same as aroused?
"You never ever run out of salt."
That reminds me. I have to go the shops.

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Posted: 20 Apr 06, 16:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Any more of that attitude, Scott, and you'll be sleeping on the sofa! I won't accept this type of thing when we're married.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 07:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rogerette_13 wrote:

Oh my... XP

I love Peter Kay!! He's hilarious, I was watching his last night on the Mum Wants A Bungalow tour, its so funny, my mum heard my laughing from downstairs (I was upstairs lol)


Ooh, I taped that on Monday and I plan to watch it tonight. I've seen it before, but it's really funny.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 15:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How come you're allowed to call Fatty Scott? I'm not allowed to call him Scott.

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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 15:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

How come you're allowed to call Fatty Scott? I'm not allowed to call him Scott.

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When you are engaged to fatty, like Munchsack, then you can call him Scott.