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Posted: 19 Apr 06, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


After every Quantas Airlines flight, the pilot fills in a form of things wrong with the plane. Engineers then fix the problems before the plane takes off again and write up the measures they have taken to fix the problems. These are all things that were actually put on these forms.

Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
Almost replaced left inside main tyre

Test flight OK, except Auto-Land very rough on this aircraft
Auto-Land not installed on this aircraft

Something loose in cockpit
Something tightened in cockpit

Dead bugs on windshield
Live bugs on back order

Evidence of leak on right landing gear
Evidence removed

Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
That's what they're there for

Suspected crack in windshield
Confirmed crack in windshield

Aircraft handles funny
Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious

Target radar hums
Target radar reprogrammed with lyrics

Mouse in cockpit
Cat installed

P.S. Quantas is, incidentally, the only major airline never to have had an accident.


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Posted: 19 Apr 06, 18:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OMG! Love this!


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Posted: 19 Apr 06, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Munchsack <h6>The Paranoid QueenZoner wrote:


P.S. Quantas is, incidentally, the only major airline never to have had an accident.


Does Qantas fly to Los Angeles from Cincinnati?


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Posted: 20 May 06, 18:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Scary, and funny stuff too!

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Posted: 20 May 06, 22:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

Munchsack <h6>The Paranoid QueenZoner wrote:


P.S. Quantas is, incidentally, the only major airline never to have had an accident.


Does Qantas fly to Los Angeles from Cincinnati?


Musicman, are you near Cincinnati?


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