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Posted: 20 Apr 06, 21:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for
only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Its about time- A smart blonde joke


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Posted: 20 Apr 06, 21:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holy shit. That's actually a great idea.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

YES! Thank God!

It's about time. Something to actually promote blonde girls' intelligence and not dumb them down any further than they already have been.

That's gold, man, that works so well.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I loved this. Great!!! Thanks for sharing.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 17:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pahahhaha.
I love you. That made me smile.

And hey look! I'm posting! =P


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 17:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?

Did you bother to read the actual joke?

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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 17:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?


Most blondes have a sense of humour.



And the joke was rather flattering.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 17:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh shit ben that was amazing (coming from a blondde)


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 17:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Classic joke...


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 17:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

wait...if you're upset about what I said, well...i apologize. I'm not trying to put blondes down; it's just that nowadays everybody has a joke that makes blondes seem dumb.

This joke is not like that at all, it doesn't add fuel to the fire, but instead tries to smother the flames. That's why it's so damn good


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 18:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#CC99FF>Poppy wrote:

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?

Did you bother to read the actual joke?


Apparently, she didn't... xloveofmylifex, don't bother to post comments if you didn't read the post.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 18:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Clever joke.


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 18:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color=#CC99FF>Poppy wrote:

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?

Did you bother to read the actual joke?


Apparently, she didn't... xloveofmylifex, don't bother to post comments if you didn't read the post.


I did read it :)
I still think its funny, but also its taking the micky out of blondes just because of there HAIR COLOUR doesnt mean someone is dumb or silly or stupid.Just my mate, doesn't get jokes, thats all I said...!


I'm sorry if I came accross as rude, but what you said didn't really make sense.
"thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?"
The joke was about a *smart* blonde, unlike all the other jokes we usually hear. They don't mean blondes are dumb, they're only jokes. I understand if your friend doesn't like them, though.
"just because of there HAIR COLOUR doesnt mean someone is dumb or silly or stupid."
That joke didn't call any blonde dumb or silly or stupid. :-P



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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 21:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

64.396 wrote:

oh shit ben that was amazing (coming from a blondde)


ur a blonde? why ant u upset about what Queen of da wrestler said? hes taking the micky out of you! i would be :( but thank god im not blonde!


Why would anyone be upset by what he said?? The joke said blondes are *smart*!!! Smart!! Being called *smart* is not "taking the micky out of you"! And what is "but thank god im not blonde!" supposed to mean?... I think *you're* the one "taking a micky out of them"...


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 21:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just goes to show that this joke is too big for her

She cannot comprehend :p


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Posted: 21 Apr 06, 23:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thank you all

I can get more if you'd like. While I'll keep my sources hidden, I have quite a few others in the collection that you may like


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 08:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I really liked that joke, if you've got more..share em!

:)


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 09:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

Thank you all

I can get more if you'd like. While I'll keep my sources hidden, I have quite a few others in the collection that you may like


dont thank me i didnt like it ur an insult u r, k?


xloveofmylifex, if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. a 12 yr old has no business acting like such an asshole. That should wait until you're at least 15. Go play outside.


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 11:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

Thank you all

I can get more if you'd like. While I'll keep my sources hidden, I have quite a few others in the collection that you may like


dont thank me i didnt like it ur an insult u r, k?


Get it through your head that the joke wasn't an insult to blondes. And please improve you grammar and spelling, I can't understand you very well.


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 13:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:

Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

Thank you all

I can get more if you'd like. While I'll keep my sources hidden, I have quite a few others in the collection that you may like


dont thank me i didnt like it ur an insult u r, k?


If you read the joke, Im being nice to blondes. This was entitled "The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes" please read it accordingly


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