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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 18:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

About me, about you, about anything you feel like you want to ask. No politics, religion, or snakeskin boots.

Have at it.

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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 18:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If the man in the back doesnt say "everyone attack", will it still be a ballroom blitz?


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 20:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

If the man in the back doesnt say "everyone attack", will it still be a ballroom blitz?


You gotta dance with her pants around the ankles, or else her jive won't survive into the dead of night.


<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

How come you don't love me anymore?


I have only ever been able to love myself, and as of right now, I'm having a fight with the one I love, so I'm pretty much sullen and unresponsive to any other kinds of human contact. In other words, don't take it personally.


Alex Solan wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

Ask me anything


1. Anything
2. Anything

That's all. Thanks in advance.


I'm sorry, but that is not a question. I only answer questions, so your submission has been discounted. Don't fuck it up again.

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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan wrote:

Both were two important questions :'(

Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?


That's also not a question. Deadly syntax.


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 21:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan wrote:

Both were two important questions :'(

Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?


Turkey is not populated with turkeys because they're allergic to each other. Hungary invited the turkeys to their country because... well, I'm sure you get the idea. Needless to say, Turkish turkeys are now extinct.


Musicman wrote:

Alex Solan wrote:

Both were two important questions :'(

Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?


That's also not a question. Deadly syntax.


It's good enough for me. My syntax is dangerous.


Alex Solan wrote:

Why English language uses only this question sign (?) and Spanish uses both (¿?)


Because our keyboards are generally inferior to Spanish keyboards, though the real irony is that keyboards sold in English-speaking countries were manufactured in Mexico.


<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

Why aren't there any answers here yet?

And why does God kill a kitty every time someone masturbates?


1. The answers are here, you're just not looking hard enough.

2. God kills a kitten every time someone masturbates because he is a vengeful and hateful god, punishing only the cutest of his own creations for such a natural act of self-love. On an unrelated note, another kitten, uh, just died.


Alex Solan wrote:

Why Sasha is so pretty?


Because I am her father and, through my absolutely stunningly gorgeous genes, has inhereted my beauty. Also, stop flirting with my daughter.

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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 22:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

why?


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 23:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you use the last of the toilet paper, do you put a new roll on the tube or do you just put a new roll on the bathroom counter?


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 23:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?


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Posted: 22 Apr 06, 23:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok , is being a big enough Queen fan to know alot of things about them and to listen to them quite often an Obsession?


Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen?


Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year?


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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 00:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

If you use the last of the toilet paper, do you put a new roll on the tube or do you just put a new roll on the bathroom counter?


I refuse to use toilet paper, as it pollutes our air with toxins that I have yet to discover if they are actually deadly or not, or even from the toilet paper. I blame it on the toilet paper because I need an alibi, as my family has begged me to go to a doctor and I frankly don't believe in doctors - not in their medical practices, but that they just don't exist, period.


magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?


This has plagued many minds for centuries, and the conclusive answer is that men are generally stupid. Just see all the commercials in which they are portrayed as boorish, ignorant jackasses with little knowledge about how to run a household or even, god forbid, turn on a blender without turning it into a major catastrophe. So, the real question is "If an advertisement executive speaks in a forest and a tree lands on him, does anyone really give a shit?"


OgreBattleField1980 wrote:

Ok , is being a big enough Queen fan to know alot of things about them and to listen to them quite often an Obsession?


Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen?


Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year?


1. No, writing a book about all the knowledge you have accumulated over the years is an obsession. Getting paid for it makes it a job.

2. Because people are stupid and haven't yet read my book.

3. You must have forgotten that you need to feed them regularly. Once you remember this aspect, your girl will be happy as a clam. Just please let her out every now and then to run around in the backyard, and clean up her cage whenever the occasion demands it.

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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 00:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Everyone knows that Mickey Mouse's dog is Pluto. So what the heck is Goofy? He wears clothes and he drives a car.


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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 00:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why did they make a Godfather III? It kind of sucks.

And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one?


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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 01:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How can I kill the bug up my arse and make myself a better person?

Why does it hurt when I pee?


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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 01:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How many licks does it really take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?


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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 07:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1. (on Alex's note) Is Bugs Bunny a drag queen?

2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night?

thank you.

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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 07:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is Stewie from Family Guy actually gay?


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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 10:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Crazy LittleThing wrote:

Everyone knows that Mickey Mouse's dog is Pluto. So what the heck is Goofy? He wears clothes and he drives a car.


Goofy was a cry of defiance from Animal Liberation programs worldwide, showing that even dogs possess the ability to wear clothes, talk, and drive cars. It was a fairly painful and long experiment with Goofy, which is why he looks so old and talks so slowly, but he once said in an interview that he wouldn't trade it for the world. When asked about his take on it all, Pluto shrugged and licked his butt.


LadyMercury wrote:

Why did they make a Godfather III? It kind of sucks.

And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one?


1. At least it's not The Freshman.

2. Beluga whales are so ugly because they were beaten with the ugly stick a few too many times. Blame it on the whale hunters who insist on carrying those sticks with them wherever they go.


Zebonka12 wrote:

How can I kill the bug up my arse and make myself a better person?

Why does it hurt when I pee?


1. I would recommend carrying around gallons and gallons of insecticide, injecting it liberally up your ass every four hours, which will more or less kill your intestinal tract and undoubtedly make you even grumpier, but that bug is doing far more damage as it is than the insecticide.

2. Do your balls feel like a pair of maracas? You probably got it from the toilet seat, when it jumped up and grabbed yer meat.


Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:

How many licks does it really take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?


I asked Mister Owl, but he bit my nose, so if anyone wants any delicious spotted owl soup for dinner, let me know. I've been reliably informed that it takes seven licks to get to the center, though my informant is a man with a freakishly large tongue.


Alex Solan wrote:

Is Donald Duck gay?


Yes. I thought it was painfully obvious.


SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote:

1. (on Alex's note) Is Bugs Bunny a drag queen?

2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night?

thank you.

me. xxx. I. myself


1. Yes, but he has no homosexual tendencies because he's not a transvestite.

2. Because even "abbreviation" needs an abbreviation, which, I believe, is "abbr."

3. You suffer from a rare case of OCD, which is called "sheetus pleatus", translating roughly to "the need for pleated sheets". There is no cure, so it would be best to learn to live with it.


<font color=red>EmpressOfTheUniverse wrote:

Why do you bore me?


You seem like a generally bored person as it is, so there's no way anything else could really excite you. The real reason, of course, is that I'm just funnier than you.


The Millionaire Waltz wrote:

Is Stewie from Family Guy actually gay?


Yes. There's really nothing else to say to that, but yes, he is gay.

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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 12:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan wrote:

Why Fraser does use underscores at the beggining and at the end of "nevermore"?

i luved the way it looked. i have now change it cause i think this looks better **Nevermore** xD

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Posted: 23 Apr 06, 13:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Does Santa exist? My uncle really looks like him, with the beard and all, you know... So I'm not really sure.


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