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Posted: 24 Apr 06, 21:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thank Coach for this one-

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

He replied

-Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

-Two, once in awhile I like to play with my money.

-Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

-And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Freedom of choice is what you've got

Freedom from choice is what you want