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Posted: 06 May 06, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jessie, this one's for you.

My friend in college was digitally altering photos of the class and he was defacing one guy's teeth. You know, giving him cavities and such.
So the guy comes up behind him and says in a really funny voice: 'Aw man, what are you doing? You make my teeth YELLOW!'

Oh that just had us all in stitches and from now on whenever he annoys any of us, we all respond with 'YOU MAKE MY TEETH YELLOW!'

Whenever I feel down I always remind myself of that, so to honour it more by making it my signature. It's also my signature on other forums on which I am a member.

Crazy but true.





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Posted: 06 May 06, 16:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn! I really did think your teeth was yellow. :P

So like do you have anymore funny storys to tell us?!?! Come on THINK think THINK. :D

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Posted: 06 May 06, 16:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have LOADS more to tell. I think I'll turn this thread into my official story corner.

I hope you don't mind if most of them are from college as that is where the REAL fireworks go off.

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Posted: 06 May 06, 16:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm not the one with yellow teeth, Alex.

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Posted: 06 May 06, 17:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll try to think of some more stories later. For now I'd greatly appreciate any feedback.

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Posted: 06 May 06, 17:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nathan wrote:

I'll try to think of some more stories later. For now I'd greatly appreciate any feedback.


Yeah we want MORE, we want MORE!

No moreeeeee no moreeeeeeeeeeee of that Jazz!

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Posted: 06 May 06, 22:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Funny story :p

You are one cool guy, Nathan


I'm so pissed I could spit.
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Posted: 07 May 06, 05:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Chapter 2 - The Legend of Sharpshot

Continuing with the theme of 'Whoa, look how much you can mangle photos', we now come to this Western wannabe.

Again, it took place in college and again when the rest of the class (excluding me) was meant to be doing their work.

In this story, the main antagonist of the first story (his name is Jason) gets his comeuppance.

Once one guy has altered photos, everyone wants a go and the next victim is a class photo. I do wish I had a copy of it to post here, but I'm afraid all I can do is describe it. At the end of it, one guy (Mr. You Make My Teeth Yellow) has a huge afro, one guy has a moustache, another fellow's had nearly his whole face rubbed out and several others, including myself and Jason, are now bald. With me it looks really fake, you see, but Jason, hmmm well...

So the next thing that happens is a series of 'Wanted' posters start appearing. If I remember rightly, I'm wanted for 'crimes against my own people' (?) and Jason, (pauses for a sudden fit of laughter)now dubbed 'Sharpshot' is 'wanted for being bald'.

This may not be as daft as the infamous yellow teeth incident, but it's still quite nutty.

Next up: The lesson when we all drew ourselves. We were trying to find out how tall we were (part of a lesson, this was) but unfortunately (really?) it didn't go QUITE like that.

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Posted: 07 May 06, 07:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

heehee! sounds funny!

oh nathan do you have MSN?????


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Posted: 07 May 06, 08:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No. Sorry.

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Posted: 07 May 06, 08:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nathan wrote:

No. Sorry.


Liar! We'll find out in time! You can run but you can't hide!


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!

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Posted: 07 May 06, 11:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No, I really don't have MSN. Isn't that some kind of chatroom?



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Posted: 07 May 06, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, sign up and go see for yourself. If you're gay, Freddie dressed in nothing but a leather hat, will be waiting for you.

If you're straight, you'll find Fred Astaire winking at you.


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Posted: 07 May 06, 14:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nathan wrote:

No. Sorry.


thats ok!
but the Freddies are waiting for ya if you decide to register.


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Posted: 07 May 06, 17:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The who?

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Posted: 07 May 06, 18:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And now back to Nathan's stories....

Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me.

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Posted: 07 May 06, 18:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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And now back to Nathan's stories....

Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me.


Who said that....? Tell that gut feeling to fuck off! We want MORE. xD

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Posted: 07 May 06, 18:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

All those in favour of me continuing on, raise your hand.

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Posted: 07 May 06, 18:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nathan wrote:

All those in favour of me continuing on, raise your hand.


Oh come on Nathan, I think those in favour is EVERYONE!

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Posted: 07 May 06, 18:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Chapter 3 - 'To the Drawing Board, lads!'

OK, this is even dafter than all the other stories.

As part of our assignment, we were asked to measure each other with a measuring tape and then to transfer our results to paper using an accurate scale.

Sounds harmless, right? Well the Dirty Dozen (that's my class, including me) had other ideas and so we deliberatley starts creating wacky portraits of each other. I ended up looking like a cross between a pirate and Rooster Cogburn.

But that was a relatively minor act compared to what the other guys did. There were several guys with one leg (one guy even had his leg in the middle of his body, making him look like a human pogo stick), slim guys mysteriously gaining a 'few' extra pounds, one guy singing the opera section of Bohemian Rhapsody, one guy looking like a zombie and in retaliation for the interesting image of myself, I gave my partner a long, thin neck and a shield shaped body (obviously he doesn't have that)

Did it stop there? No, no, NO. We then had to transfer our portraits to our PCs (cue collective groans and a few sniggers)

Oh, that just did it for us. I ended up with a huge square body and a decidedly mechanical appearance, my partner ended up being just a big blob with no arms, and there were several other robots.

We then had to stick them on the wall, displaying them to the whole world, where they remain to this day.

PS: If anyone's starting to think I'm losing my marbles, I'm not. All these stories I'm telling you REALLY HAPPENED. There, that will give me the confidence I need to carry on with my quest.

Coming up next...thread halted indefinitley while I get my thinking cap on. And what delightful events may be awaiting me this week? Whatever happens, you will be the first to know...only on...

*instrumental music*

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