i got watching this politician programme yesterday and couldnt help to believe how dumb some of them are, but the funniest by a long way was bush lol, god he aint even in this world even for the love of his cheeseburgers.
the ones that tickled me
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
"We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair"
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport"
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption"
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando"
"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!"
"It is white." —after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like"
"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah"
"I'm the master of low expectations"
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead"
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it."
"After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers"
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
god bless george and his many years ruling as president of america
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