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Posted: 10 May 06, 10:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i got watching this politician programme yesterday and couldnt help to believe how dumb some of them are, but the funniest by a long way was bush lol, god he aint even in this world even for the love of his cheeseburgers.

the ones that tickled me

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."

"We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair"

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport"

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption"

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando"

"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!"

"It is white." —after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like"

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah"

"I'm the master of low expectations"

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead"

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it."

"After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers"

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

god bless george and his many years ruling as president of america


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Posted: 10 May 06, 10:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh man, it's so hard to pick which one of those is the funniest.


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Posted: 10 May 06, 12:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I won't use Colgate anymore.

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Posted: 10 May 06, 13:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Oh man, it's so hard to pick which one of those is the funniest.


More sad than funny..:-S

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Posted: 10 May 06, 15:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 10 May 06, 15:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Some of my favorites:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

(Jim Rohn)
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Posted: 10 May 06, 15:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/ImNotRoger/gbushdumbndumber.jpg


lol :D


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Posted: 10 May 06, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haha, I always love these, they're great. I especially love Dan Quayle ones (which can undoubtedly fill endless tomes). Although it's easy to see how a lot of them are taken out of context, that's really what makes them funny most times.


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Posted: 12 May 06, 06:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


My fave is "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Hmmm, I wonder why that is?
Also, I love something he once said about the Oval Office.
"Whenever I bring a guest into the Oval Office, I tell them "This is where I office." But the office is always bigger than the person."
What a tube.


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Posted: 12 May 06, 15:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Must watch this...

http://www.break.com/index/bush9.html


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Posted: 15 May 06, 13:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They should do one of these for hitler


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Posted: 15 May 06, 13:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Or Tony Blair.

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Posted: 15 May 06, 13:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think we all need to get a chant going...
"Four more wars, four more wars"

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