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Posted: 17 May 06, 11:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like these animals.

do you? they're the funniest ever!

feel free to post funny monkeypics :D


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Posted: 17 May 06, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My favorite was Mike... though everyone else was in love with Davey Jones.

Ooooohhh... you said monkeYs. Not MonkEEs. Sorry.

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Posted: 17 May 06, 12:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

CATS AND DOGS RULEEEEEEEEEEEE! Sorry to bash the monkey thread.... :D

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Posted: 17 May 06, 13:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a very cute dog! :))

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Posted: 18 May 06, 05:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love the Space Monkey!! :D that's curious George, isn't it? He's so cute. aaw.

however, this is my fav monkey pic so far:

http://www3.vjc.edu/for_students/clubs/AnimalAwarenessClub/images/finger%20monkey.jpg

everybody now: aaaaaw!


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Posted: 18 May 06, 15:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Now everyone should go on http://www.bushorchimp.com


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Posted: 19 May 06, 06:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol! poor chimps :/


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Posted: 19 May 06, 10:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Monkeys are fun to spank.


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Posted: 19 May 06, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, I used to watch the MonkEEs too! I LOVE the monkees, the show and the group! But anyways....



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Posted: 19 May 06, 17:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The group rock! *sings* Bye bye baby, baby goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee.

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Posted: 20 May 06, 02:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yay, a monkey thread.

Chimps aren't stupid in the slightest though. Sell all your stuff and find a copy of Carl Sagan's book "The Dragons of Eden" (better yet - marry Paul McCartney and sell *his* stuff).

There is a chapter about chimpanzees being taught sign language and how to use these primitive computers from the 70's and shit.

*Washoe the chimp knew the words 'water' and 'bird', but had never seen a duck, so she called it a 'water bird' which is pretty much what we call ducks.

*Lucy hadn't seen a watermelon before, and thus described it a 'drink fruit'.

*When Washoe tasted a radish for the first time, she called it 'cry hurt food'. Obviously burnt her mouth or something.

*One of them saw a rhesus monkey and repeatedly signed 'dirty monkey, dirty monkey, dirty monkey' - the word dirty had been taught to them for use when they'd soiled furniture or clothing. So they obviously think rhesus monkey suck.

*One chimp called Lana was irritated at it's trainer and called it 'you green shit'.

*Another chimp tried sign language on a cat. It didn't work.

*When the foster mother of one of the chimps left, it said 'cry me, me cry'.

*They find movies about chimpanzees more interesting than movies about humans. (I'd love to make an action adventure with chimps in it just to give them something better to watch than "Anatomy of the Chimpanzee").

*The ones that learnt how to use the computer would sometimes (in the middle of the night) request "Please, machine, tickle Lana".

*One of the trainers kept sabotaging the computer so that the chimp couldn't complete typing it's request. Eventually, the chimp got irritated and wrote a new sentence: "Please, Tim, leave room".

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I'm telling you, we don't treat the chimpanzees well enough. They are frigging unbelievably intelligent compared to the idea we have of them that they're stupid hippies living in the woods. They clearly have emotions, they have filthy senses of humour, and they clap when something funny happens.

And to think we *insult* these poor fellas by comparing them to World Leaders we're not happy with.

Yep. I love chimpanzees, by the way.


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Posted: 20 May 06, 17:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^WOW

That's so fascinating.... seriously. I love the story about the monkey who named a kitten "Ball". That's so cute. we should start to hang out more with monkeys. they're more like humans than we know.


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Posted: 20 May 06, 23:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh they are. And people wonder why I get so livid when they play footage of dragging gorilla corpses around. We show absolutely no respect to animals who can't say "damn the Dow Jones is down 5 points" or "can you please move your Mercedes so I can get to my BMW?".

It's miserable behaviour.


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