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Posted: 22 May 06, 17:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hello all you strange looking people.

Had a dream last and the big fella upstairs confirmed the world will end 31st May 2006. There's nowt you can do about it, it's all up, game over, fat lady singing and all that.

Not arsed myself of course. Made it to thirty, had my fair share of slap and tickle, seen a bit of the world and thankfully will never see Leeds in the Premiership again. No complaints from my end.

Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but please feel free to laugh and point at those who were saving themselves for marriage or had just given up smoking. Guffaw.

Anyway thanks to Flashman, Fatty, Bob the Shrek, Miss James, Banquo, Janet, Dan Corson and that make up wearing tit Jake Britt (or whatever his name is) for providing a few laughs in a grey (gray - for you who can't spell) world.

In fact scrub Flashman he still owes me a pint. Don't suppose I'll ever find happiness at the bottom of that particular glass.

Away to the Reform Club...

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Posted: 22 May 06, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

My vacation starts on June 1st....


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Posted: 22 May 06, 18:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes! That means I won't have to do my Business Studies exam because it's on June 4th.. Woohoo.

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Posted: 22 May 06, 18:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Disturbing news Old Bean. I do think that Flashman should buy a pint for us all. Afterall, if the end is nigh, who cares if he can't pay his bar tab?

;-)


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Posted: 22 May 06, 20:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can't it come on the 30th in the morning, so that I won't have to start my exams at all?


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Posted: 22 May 06, 20:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn! I knew it'd be soon... Thanks for the heads up! Looks like I'll still make it to 23.


By the way, It's good to see a post from you, Sir!


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Posted: 22 May 06, 21:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Uhm... Well, I made it to 13, at least..


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Posted: 23 May 06, 04:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here Archie, you old humbug, I'm willing to wager a million bucks that the world won't end at the end of the month.

But I don't suppose you have Carol Vorderman's address do you, just in case?

Mind you, I reckon the queue will be a mile long...


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Posted: 23 May 06, 04:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I guess I'll see you guys on the other side. Never made it to london and WWRY...sigh.


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Posted: 23 May 06, 04:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Thank Christ. I never have to go back to schhol again. It does mean I'll not get to go on my History trip to France and Belgium, but whatever.


This can't end well.
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Posted: 23 May 06, 04:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SONIA DORIS The Cranky wrote:

Can't it come on the 30th in the morning, so that I won't have to start my exams at all?


If the world ends on the 31st, there's no point in going in for your exams on the 30th, is there? You won't get the results back before The End anyway.


This can't end well.
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Posted: 23 May 06, 05:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir Archie Leach wrote:


Had a dream last and the big fella upstairs confirmed the world will end 31st May 2006.


You want to chuck that Sidney out. He's done nothing but fill your head with rot since he moved in. And I bet you still haven't seen a week's rent money out of the swine.


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Posted: 23 May 06, 08:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My final degree exam is 1st of June.

Not really all that worried about it now!

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Posted: 23 May 06, 12:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

Here Archie, you old humbug, I'm willing to wager a million bucks that the world won't end at the end of the month.

But I don't suppose you have Carol Vorderman's address do you, just in case?

Mind you, I reckon the queue will be a mile long...


Way ahead of you, been standing outside since 2.30pm shouldn't have long to wait now, four Oxford professors just went in!


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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

COOL!


...End of the Beginning...



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Posted: 23 May 06, 16:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Munchsack <h6>The Paranoid QueenZoner wrote:

SONIA DORIS The Cranky wrote:

Can't it come on the 30th in the morning, so that I won't have to start my exams at all?


If the world ends on the 31st, there's no point in going in for your exams on the 30th, is there? You won't get the results back before The End anyway.


But what if it doesnt?


2+2=5
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Posted: 23 May 06, 16:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you'll be in trouble, I guess. Don't worry, you can always tell your school that the world was supposed to end.


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Posted: 31 May 06, 13:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How long till the world ends?

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Posted: 31 May 06, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*Looks at watch**
Any minute now.


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Posted: 31 May 06, 13:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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