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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Apparently, a crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks me with a pitchfork.

How are you gonna go?

Slowly and painfully, one hopes.


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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.


Ouch.



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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.


Nice.

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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago


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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Apparently, a crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks me with a pitchfork.

How are you gonna go?

Slowly and painfully, one hopes.


well what would you know, Flashy:

"A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you."



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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote:

There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago


My apologies. I don't visit this form too much these days as it appears to be overrun with dullards.


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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss."

- nice.

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Posted: 23 May 06, 15:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote:

There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago


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Posted: 23 May 06, 16:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.

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Posted: 23 May 06, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is really scary. I put in two of my characters (both of whom are killed in my novel) and this is what came up -

"You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm."
Well, this character is mistakenly murdered during a thunder storm while lightening flashes in the sky... she's not walking a dog, but the umbrella she's carrying was borrowed from the INTENDED victim and is covered with pictures of puppies.

"Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel."
The murderer soon dies at the hand of the sheriff - a man he grew up with (a neighbor). No shovel involved, however.

Cool link! Thanks! I'm saving it as a favorite... how sick is that? :-\


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Posted: 23 May 06, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ravenetta <h6> the QZ hippy</h6> wrote:

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote:

There was a thread about that same page

not too long ago


Gos by the name of Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! /m\



i did a thread about when you die but this wasnt it...go on?


Muwahwhahaha fine then. :P RAVENETTAAAAAAA! /m\

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Posted: 23 May 06, 16:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.



OUCH.


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Posted: 23 May 06, 16:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...disappointed with the lack of a cure for mortality.

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Posted: 23 May 06, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

interesting...


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Posted: 23 May 06, 18:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.'

Remind me not to go to Spain then.

And next month, when it's my birthday:

'You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.'

I don't even like golf.


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Posted: 23 May 06, 20:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body."

I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.

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Posted: 23 May 06, 20:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mayniac316 wrote:


I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.

Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P


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Posted: 23 May 06, 21:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ChinesedogTorture wrote:

mayniac316 wrote:


I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.

Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P


Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.

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Posted: 23 May 06, 21:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mayniac316 wrote:

ChinesedogTorture wrote:

mayniac316 wrote:


I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.

Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P


Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.


He also has another place in London.... :P

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Posted: 23 May 06, 21:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Will poor Brian ever be safe?? XD


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