I just heard this little joke a guy made about growing a moustache on his face.(It was a on a show called Asian Street Comedy.)
He said this..
My folks wanted me to grow a moustache on my face,to make me look more manly.
Well,there's a problem,if I grow a moustache,i'm gonna have three guys behind me singing We are the champions.
Lol,probably lame,but I thought it was worth mentioning.