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Posted: 26 May 06, 12:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger.

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............",

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he sighed,

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"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

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Posted: 26 May 06, 12:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL that's a good one! Any more? Why blonde, though?

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Posted: 26 May 06, 13:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sir Nathan, are you blonde?

;-)


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Posted: 26 May 06, 13:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant


Ahahah. Funny. XD


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Posted: 26 May 06, 13:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

Sir Nathan, are you blonde?

;-)


I was blonde, but it was a long time ago.

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Posted: 26 May 06, 15:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's one of my favorites, The Blonde Cookbook Diary

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.



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Posted: 26 May 06, 15:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahaha! Classic!