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Posted: 29 May 06, 16:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This lady at my job (I think she's a little 'off') (I work at a hotel) was asking me what website I was at. (I said Queenzone about the band Queen) And she was like, oh, okay, with that Freddie Mercury guy, the one who died of the overdose???? I was like 'what?' No...Freddie actually died of AIDS like 15 years ago. And she was like, oh okay...and then she said 'YOU KNOW FREDDIE MERCURY IS GOING TO BE RESURRECTED, RIGHT?' I was like huh? She said that he was going to be resurrected once the anti-christ came back to earth...she said he was just asleep, and he was sure to make his return about 30 years from now. It took everything in me to keep from laughing, cause the lady is veerrry off!!! She started talking about the pope and how he and President Bush are plotting an attack on the world!!!

I'm serious, it took everything in me not to bust out laughing!!! I was literally sitting there biting my tongue, I could literally taste blood and tears coming outta my eyes, cause she was so serious!!


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Posted: 29 May 06, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, she's definately dotty. I'd smack her.


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Posted: 29 May 06, 16:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

She told me also that Freddie's spirit is up in heaven but his body is still here on earth. According to her, Freddie and Elvis Presley are best friends in heaven....(SHE SERIOUSLY TOLD ME THIS). She said that once his 30 years was up in heaven, I think like 2021, that he was gonna make a return back to earth...lol (I really wish that wish that were true :(


She also told me that Kanye West is a vampire!!!


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Posted: 29 May 06, 16:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>Quonkers wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

She also told me that Kanye West is a vampire!!!


Hmm... sounds true enough to me.



She said that it had something to do with his accident, thats why he became a vampire.(I think he might have bitten Jay-Z or maybe Beyonce, lol) This lady is more nutty than a jar of chunky peanut butter...lol, but she's still so sweet and nice...but just a little loopy...lol


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Posted: 29 May 06, 18:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OMG what a nut case!! LMFAO (sorry..i type to quickly)


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Posted: 29 May 06, 18:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah...Hilarious..

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Posted: 29 May 06, 19:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It actually would be cool if Freddie came back, and all of Queen was still alive to see him come back...I seriously doubt that...lol



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Posted: 29 May 06, 19:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Keyne West a vampire...mmmm well well my dears...it seems that we are with more than i thought we would be nowadays.... please check out my space on MSN then... it is called: vampirenetherlands loads of nice pics in there...maybe you lot recognise some of the persons next to me on all these pics...i think you will....


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Posted: 29 May 06, 20:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

no


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Posted: 29 May 06, 22:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This lady isn't around your customers is she? I would have her committed to a nice padded room!

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Posted: 29 May 06, 22:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh dear, LMAO!! XD


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Posted: 29 May 06, 23:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dorahc wrote:

This lady isn't around your customers is she? I would have her committed to a nice padded room!



Yes...do you want to know something thats funny: HER NAME IS FREDDIE....BUT SHE SPELLS IT AS FREDDI, Without the e, like our Freddie did...and do you want to know something else...she sitting by my desk right now reading a magazine....lol

She really is a sweet woman, she not all 'there' sometimes...lol


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Posted: 30 May 06, 00:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!


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Posted: 30 May 06, 01:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bless my stars, I haven't laughed this much in ages! I have this funny image in my head of Freddie and Elvis walking hand in hand singing crazy little thing called love together, then Kanye West swooping out of nowhere biting random people on the neck.


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Posted: 30 May 06, 08:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Meanwhile in Heaven:

FM: Darling! That Black leather outfit is
sooo lovely. Can I borrow it sometime?

EP: Sure Freddie anytime, man!

FM: (At the piano) What should we play now?

EP: Well since we played all of your tunes
now...how bout a couple of mine.

FM: Of course, dear!

EP: Thank ya thank ya very much!

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Posted: 30 May 06, 09:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL that was funny .....:D

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Posted: 30 May 06, 11:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ROCKMAMA wrote:

Meanwhile in Heaven:

FM: Darling! That Black leather outfit is
sooo lovely. Can I borrow it sometime?

EP: Sure Freddie anytime, man!

FM: (At the piano) What should we play now?

EP: Well since we played all of your tunes
now...how bout a couple of mine.

FM: Of course, dear!

EP: Thank ya thank ya very much!


That's cute, ROCKMAMA!

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Posted: 30 May 06, 11:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

This lady at my job (I think she's a little 'off') (I work at a hotel) was asking me what website I was at. (I said Queenzone about the band Queen) And she was like, oh, okay, with that Freddie Mercury guy, the one who died of the overdose???? I was like 'what?' No...Freddie actually died of AIDS like 15 years ago. And she was like, oh okay...and then she said 'YOU KNOW FREDDIE MERCURY IS GOING TO BE RESURRECTED, RIGHT?' I was like huh? She said that he was going to be resurrected once the anti-christ came back to earth...she said he was just asleep, and he was sure to make his return about 30 years from now. It took everything in me to keep from laughing, cause the lady is veerrry off!!! She started talking about the pope and how he and President Bush are plotting an attack on the world!!!

I'm serious, it took everything in me not to bust out laughing!!! I was literally sitting there biting my tongue, I could literally taste blood and tears coming outta my eyes, cause she was so serious!!


Girl, I know it's funny, but that story that lady told you is total bs!

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Posted: 30 May 06, 13:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dorahc wrote:

This lady isn't around your customers is she? I would have her committed to a nice padded room!


I agree...

*slowly backs away...*


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Posted: 30 May 06, 16:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

This lady at my job (I think she's a little 'off') (I work at a hotel) was asking me what website I was at. (I said Queenzone about the band Queen) And she was like, oh, okay, with that Freddie Mercury guy, the one who died of the overdose???? I was like 'what?' No...Freddie actually died of AIDS like 15 years ago. And she was like, oh okay...and then she said 'YOU KNOW FREDDIE MERCURY IS GOING TO BE RESURRECTED, RIGHT?' I was like huh? She said that he was going to be resurrected once the anti-christ came back to earth...she said he was just asleep, and he was sure to make his return about 30 years from now. It took everything in me to keep from laughing, cause the lady is veerrry off!!! She started talking about the pope and how he and President Bush are plotting an attack on the world!!!

I'm serious, it took everything in me not to bust out laughing!!! I was literally sitting there biting my tongue, I could literally taste blood and tears coming outta my eyes, cause she was so serious!!


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