A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided
to seek medical expertise with the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said 'OK, take off all your
croase'. The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room' Again the
woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery,
reery, fass back to me'
As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your problem vewy bad. You
have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
The woman asked anxiously 'Oh my god, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?'
Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied ...
'Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse'
"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."