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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, I was bored last night... And I came up with a weirdass story premise. Anyway here goes! Add on to the story :)
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At some point in the late 1980's, a young woman living in the country gave birth to a child which she named Erik. Now, Erik was hideously deformed, and the woman was ashamed to have him as her son. She decided that she needed to get rid of him, but could not bear to kill him. Sighing, she began to consider her possibilites. Suddenly, as she was pondering them, a performance of the song "Death on Two Legs" suddenly came on the TV.

"Why, that's Queen!" she said, "That's it... I will mail him to the lead singer of Queen." She packaged up her baby and posted him to 1 Logan Place.

Several days later, at 1 Logan Place, Peter Freestone knocked on Freddie's door. "You've got a fragile package." Freddie, somewhat bored with Queen not touring anymore and feeling a bit down with his troubles, shrugged and took the package and laid it on his bed, intending to open it later. He began to practice his scales, and he heard a strange noise coming from the package... At first, he thought it was...


"Brian May, Freddie will."
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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ooooooooohhhhh! I like it! Keep writing!


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

a dying cat in there...so for a moment, he was reluctant to open the package, but he decided to open it anyways...so, as he unpackaged it, he shrieked "bloody hell, what the **** is that." He called Roger up to him and asked him. Roger was speechless but muttered...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"what a bunch of idiots" As Brian walks up to the baby, he is stunned by what he sees...but feeling bad, he takes the baby and an idea suddenly strikes him...


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

they could train him to duplicate Freddie's voice and act as a decoy when papparazzi shows up


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

he gets excited and tells this to the band. Freddie first response is "WTF"? Roger replies "bloody hell Bri, You can't teach that kid to sing" Brian, still sure, tell Roger...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Hey, I'm the smart one here. If I say I can teach this baby to sing, I can teach this baby to sing!" John rolls his eyes.


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

about this time, little Erik wandered over to Freddie's keyboard and starts playing surprisingly good melodies. Freddie raised an eyebrow. "Hey, maybe you have a point," he said.


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

finally with the restraining of John, they agreed. The next day, the training began...Brian asked Roger to hold the baby for a sec Roger - "eeewww, i dont want to touch THAT, it will ruin my Armani suit" Brian responds sharply "shut up and take the damn baby Rog", lips pursed, Roger mimics Brian and follows his order. Freddie...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

takes the baby from Roger and starts singing to him...amazingly, Erik mimics his melody perfectly...Freddie is stunned and...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

goes shopping for the baby and buys all the flamboyant clothing a deformed Freddie Mercury impersonating baby could ever ask for.


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 21:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

he stumbles upon a unisuit that looks exactly like his, it is sparkly and silver...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

he decides to purchase it, along with a set of makeup to polish up the ugly baby (come on people add more)...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He takes his supplies home and immediatly starts working on the baby makeover.


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

at first he puts eyeliner on him...as Brian walks into the room, he suddenly drops his belongings and says "Fred, what the hell are you doing?" Freddie explains that if people are going to believe that this kid is a superstar, he has to look like one. with that being said he puts the blush, lipstick and nailpolish on. Freddie shows the finished product to Roger who freaks out completely...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and says "OMG freddie, what the ****, did you do to that ugly child" Freddie answers stubbornly " i have purified him you idiot" R "hahaha, yeah right, you call dressing him in a unisuit ""PURIFYING""? F - "Shut up, it just so happens, this suit is Gucci" R - "_______" "*jaw drop" -----------"gimme that unisuit you dumb kid" As the argument almost heats up John walks into the dressing room and....

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

come on people...please add!

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

shrieks his ass off. "Bloody hell, Freddie, what in the name of Christ did you do to that thing?" Freddie explains. "Just because you look like crap doesn't mean that the poor kid does, too." Roger says. Brian...


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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can you tell these dumbasses to shut TF UP!!!! Brian :"Okay guys, lets notbe late to the bloody concert" With a gig scheduled at a park, Freddie grabs the hideous child as the others follow him into the limo. As they arrived, they noticed a lot of annoying paparazzi, so what they did was...

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Posted: 10 Jul 06, 22:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

am i the only one composing here?