ooohh...its sooo hard....but ok..
The setting is late 70's. Roger is at a party, when he suddenly spots a stripper, who he has the hots for. The stripper is named *Debbie* hehe
R - so, what's a hottie like you doing at a party like this?
D - doing my "business", earning money of course!
R - so, do you wanna get away from here, somewhere quiet, where we can be ALONE? Besides, this party is getting stupid *sighs* as John walks out in a unisuit, drunk, and starts singing I want to Break Free, with horrible tones and pitches.
D - *awkwardly blushes* *slaps Roger*
R - he grabs her hand, as soon as she slaps him, and gazes into her gorgeous Green eyes.
continue...if you think it really sucks...tell me...i wont care...because im pretty brain dead right now...er