I have recently lost my job as a postman and I am in need of employment.
Upon reading some earlier posts I saw someone touched on the subject of building a spaceship.Now if we got our heads together and did a little research we might just be on to a winner,a mate of mine has a workshop just outside Rotherham which contains some welding equipment and some dials from old cars.
I ask for your help in my project as I can see from your postings that you are a very intelligent man.I too am highly intelligent(which leads us to our first problem).
"Who's going to fly it Ray" ? I hear you ask.Well obviously not me as I'm scared of heights and you could'nt possibly fly it because you wrote a book some years ago that had a small percentage of mistakes in its pages.Do you see the fucking quandry I'm in Greg?
"Who's gonna make up the crew"? you also enquire.
I did think of hiring a bunch of Monkeys to do the job but The Russians have tried that method,and am I right in thinking The Yanks are employing that very tactic as we speak?
Do you know something Greg? its just occured to me,what About captain John S Stuart and his merry band of QZ wankers to get the gig?
After all whats the point of risking intelligent life for such a challenge?.We'll of course supply a laptop so QZ can be veiwed every two or three minutes.
I know you have a habit of not responding to peoples questions but I would sincerely appreciate your help in trying to get my project off the ground...Boom Boom off the ground...get it? Fucking hell intelligence and wit,what a combination.
P.S I'm extremely good looking too.
Regards to you and your family