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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 04:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fatty where are you? I miss you & your stories! lol :) Please come back?? Anyone know if he is alive?

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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 04:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Don't worry, he surfaces once in a while. ;)
Gettin inspired with those fun stories takes time you know. ;)


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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 05:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fatty is now a successful author, and is probably working on his next book!

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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 06:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I heard he got a job at Leith Docks, painting the Royal Yacht Britannia with a toothbrush.


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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 08:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Last I heard is that Charles Baer won the lottery and employed fatty as his personal manservant.

Ah, yeah indeed!

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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 09:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

manservant... ooh, that inspired me for a story or two, lol ;)


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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 09:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ian R wrote:

Last I heard is that Charles Baer won the lottery and employed fatty as his personal manservant.

Ah, yeah indeed!


Get it on!!!!!!!!!!!


Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!!



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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 10:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He has a life.


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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 10:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Ian R wrote:

Last I heard is that Charles Baer won the lottery and employed fatty as his personal manservant.

Ah, yeah indeed!


Get it on!!!!!!!!!!!


What a scary thought.... Fatty and Baer getting it on!!

Any way the wind blows I suppose.... LOL!


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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 15:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sasha wrote:

Last I heard, he and munchsack were planning a wedding and soliciting for gifts on the internet.

Oddly, they both are missing.

Extended honeymoon perhaps?


No, I'm here and I have been for a while. I just don't post quite as often as I once did due to an incident involving my fingers, a breadknife and a Kenwood toaster and it still hurts to type.


This can't end well.
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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 09:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I ate him. He was surprisingly good for my body.

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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 11:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

With a side of potato salad. And a pickle.


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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 11:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

With a side of potato salad. And a pickle.


Hold the mayo.

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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 12:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He is looking for his Pink Floyd mug


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Freedom from choice is what you want



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Posted: 06 Aug 06, 18:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As far as I am aware I am still alive & well. I have been a little busy of late putting the finishing touches to my third book which is entitled "The Hoor Maister's Handbook". An informitive little tome which deals with how the average guy in the street can maximise his chances with the opposite sex by drastically reducing his standards. It's already been decribed as the most socially irresponsible book since "Mein Kampf" and it will be in the shops in time for Christmas. I hope you all go out and buy a copy as I really don't want to have to hurt your loved ones.
I am now working on another book which is going to be published next year to coincide with National Sickie Day. It's called "I Wont Be In Today" and will be a collection of funny/outrageous excuses for calling in sick to work. If anyone out there in Queenzone would like to contribute any funny or outrageous excuses, I might consider crediting them but don't excpect to see a single penny in royalties.

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Posted: 06 Aug 06, 18:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.

fatty.

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Posted: 06 Aug 06, 18:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty wrote:

Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.

fatty.


LMAO!!!!! :D



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Posted: 06 Aug 06, 20:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty wrote:

Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.

fatty.



Very glad to hear from you Fatty! Glad everything is going good for you, hope see your books. :)

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Posted: 06 Aug 06, 22:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty wrote:

Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.

fatty.


Im happy to hear that; you take good care of my cousin ok?


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Posted: 07 Aug 06, 00:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hello Fatty!


Loving the pass, cherishing the present, and looking forward to the future