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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I got my Crabs from Dirty Dicks"

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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 20:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Try My Nuts"
Also from OBX...


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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 20:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This big creepy sign with a finger pointing at a watch. It said: Jesus is coming.


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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 22:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SPEED LIMIT
17.5 MPH

I understand that it is half of the typical 35, but seriously. Come on.

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Posted: 31 Jul 06, 22:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A place calles "Cox Smoker's Outlet" is right up the street from my house.


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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 05:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's one that makes me laugh, It's in some toilets at Camden Market and it just says 'No Loitering' which, for some reason, causes me to burst into laughter.

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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 06:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A sign in poor English from a Japanese hotel:

"You are encouraged to take advantage of the chambermaid"


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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 07:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I saw this once in France, I will translate it in English. It was about a parking spot for people with handicaps:

"If you take my parking spot, you take my handicap"

I loved it, very clever!


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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 07:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

A sign in poor English from a Japanese hotel:

"You are encouraged to take advantage of the chambermaid"


Maybe it woz a special hotel. ;)


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Posted: 01 Aug 06, 07:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="green">The Fairy King wrote:

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

A sign in poor English from a Japanese hotel:

"You are encouraged to take advantage of the chambermaid"


Maybe it woz a special hotel. ;)


If their chambermaids are pleasant to look at, I know where I'm staying if I ever go to Japan :-P


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