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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 00:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Somebody answer me this question:

Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...

...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 00:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Its our right wing plot to decrease the population


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 00:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thanks!

Now I know why I haven't been able to get a boner since I saw my neighbor showing off his fat tities on Sunday morning.


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 00:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, we opened our own branch of KFC to try to get everyone fat. Now you can order a large bucket of Left Wings


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 00:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Somebody answer me this question:

Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...

...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?




LOL!!! Good question!!


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 08:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey Mr. Jingles
I know what you mean. I think whatever that rule is, it's somewhere on the list around the rules that say that you have to be 300 plus pounds to wear a speedo.
**shudders** Seen that one demonstrated way too often!


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Somebody answer me this question:

Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...

...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?


How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 17:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Somebody answer me this question:

Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...

...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?


How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?


Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts.

However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars.


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 17:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Somebody answer me this question:

Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...

...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?


How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?


Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts.

However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars.


Haha, hey, you said the exact same thing.


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 18:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Somebody answer me this question:

Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...

...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?


Because if you ARE a hot chick and you DO have a killer body, dammit SHAVE YOUR BACK!!!

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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 23:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I remember the other day I went to Barnes&Noble and while I was waiting on the line, there was this guy in front of me wearing a tank top that exposed a gruesome bunch of dark thick hairs on his back.
To make matters ever worse, the guy was sweating like a roasted pork. You could even see the drops of sweat running down his back. It was absolutely disgusting.

The guy could have been Chewbacca's cousin for all I knew. I nearly puked at the sight of that.


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Posted: 21 Aug 06, 23:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

God, I hote those men. :O They always happen to be mowing the lawn with their hairy backs when I go to pick my sister up from school..


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Posted: 22 Aug 06, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Somehow Robin Willianms comes to mind...


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Posted: 22 Aug 06, 12:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now, I am a 6'6" skinny, pretty well built dude, and I NEVER, EVER mow my yard sans shirt....as it may cause the local housewives to wreck thier minivans passing by!

Really, I just find it tacky, but there are plenty of bigguns around to make up for my lack of display.

I do, however, enjoy mowing in my crotchless chaps, but as I sit on a riding mower, no one knows but me!


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Posted: 23 Aug 06, 03:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

I remember the other day I went to Barnes&Noble and while I was waiting on the line, there was this guy in front of me wearing a tank top that exposed a gruesome bunch of dark thick hairs on his back.
To make matters ever worse, the guy was really sweaty.

The guy could have been Chewbacca's cousin for all I knew. I nearly puked at the sight of that.

Sounds like my double!!!


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Posted: 23 Aug 06, 07:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There is definately a line between being confident enough in oneself not to care about the way you look, and just being a plain slob. It's a shame that it's not drilled into everyone from birth where that line is. That would solve most of these problems in a generation or less.
On the bright side though....even though it sounds kinda mean, when I see women or men who look like that, it kinda makes me feel better about myself.



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Posted: 23 Aug 06, 08:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy)
And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified.
Fight for hairy rights!


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Posted: 23 Aug 06, 14:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

great king rat 1138 wrote:

but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy)
And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified.
Fight for hairy rights!


:-) Didn't neccessarily say that there was anything wrong with it. It's all about personal taste. Some women like hairy chests in a man, some don't. But forcing the entire world to look at whichever one you have is not cool....save it for the people you really care about (family, wife/girlfriend, husband/boyfriend, etc). The rest of the world doesn't really want to know....


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Posted: 23 Aug 06, 16:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

great king rat 1138 wrote:

but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy)
And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified.
Fight for hairy rights!

With Freddie as the spokesperson! :P


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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 03:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

CMU HistoryGirl wrote:

great king rat 1138 wrote:

but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy)
And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified.
Fight for hairy rights!


:-) Didn't neccessarily say that there was anything wrong with it. It's all about personal taste. Some women like hairy chests in a man, some don't. But forcing the entire world to look at whichever one you have is not cool....save it for the people you really care about (family, wife/girlfriend, husband/boyfriend, etc). The rest of the world doesn't really want to know....


Very true, but if i buy a top which allows a bit of hair to poke out of the top of the neck, or a vest (tank top for our american friends) which lets a bit sneak out from the shoulder area, does this mean I should only wear said garments around my wife? It's not as if I'm running around with my top off flashing the rainforest on my back, all my tattos and my winter reserve of blubber to the world is it? :)


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