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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 12:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 13:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Those were funny! "Can fat people go skinny dipping?" lol.


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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I wouldn't wanna see that...


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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 17:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 17:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Those were funny! "Can fat people go skinny dipping?" lol.


No, they cant.

Thats forbidden by law


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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 17:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Some questions are very easy to answer.





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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 17:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?"

No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves.



"Why can't liquor freeze? "

Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze.


"If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?"

Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song.


"Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?"

Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph.


"If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?"

Pastors aren't allowed to get married




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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 20:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Also 'fat' people go chunky dunking instead of skinny dipping.


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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 21:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Also 'fat' people go chunky dunking instead of skinny dipping.

Hahahaha!


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Posted: 24 Aug 06, 22:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Someone answer this one

If the man in the back didnt say everyone attack, would it still have turned into a ballroom blitz?


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 08:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:

"Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?"

No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves.



"Why can't liquor freeze? "

Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze.


"If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?"

Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song.


"Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?"

Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph.


"If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?"

Pastors aren't allowed to get married



My thoughts exactly. And this is just a portion of the answerable part. Kinda makes the rest look a little pale.


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 08:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:



Pastors aren't allowed to get married



Pastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism...
however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands!


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Of course they can't marry themselves! Terribly hedonistic! :)


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 15:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:



Pastors aren't allowed to get married



Pastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism...
however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands!


Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Artist Formerly Known As Paul JR wrote:

Someone answer this one

If the man in the back didnt say everyone attack, would it still have turned into a ballroom blitz?


It is arguable that should the man in the back have held back, then the girl in the corner would have been the instigator of the situation.


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 16:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

great king rat 1138 wrote:

FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:



Pastors aren't allowed to get married



Pastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism...
however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands!


Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.


I am a Protestant and we have always referred to our ministers as "Pastor" (And they have all been married.).


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 16:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

great king rat 1138 wrote:

FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:



Pastors aren't allowed to get married



Pastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism...
however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands!


Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.


I am a Protestant and we have always referred to our ministers as "Pastor" (And they have all been married.).


The title pastor is (incorrectly) used by Lutherans, Mennonites, Methodists, Presbyterians, Reformed tradition churches, and Baptists, as a kind of honorary title for the minister. However, a pastor is traditionally the title of a Roman-Catholic priest. It is also interesting to note that the US is the only country in the world (including other English-speaking countries) to use this term or a translated equivalent of it for any protestant minister.

As for the married part; they're protestants, not Catholics. They can marry.


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Posted: 25 Aug 06, 18:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

greek-catholic priests can marry...


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 07:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haruko Aozora wrote:

greek-catholic priests can marry...


They're not Catholic. They're Greek-Orthodox.

There are three main branches of Christianity (we will exclude Coptic Christians from this, as it makes matters confusing and they are only a very small group):

Eastern Orthodox (Church of Constantinople, Church of Greece, etc.) : they are a direct continuation of the dominant movement in early Christianity from rougly the later portion of the second century AD.

Roman Catholic Church: separated from the Eastern Orthodox Churches in the 11th century AD. In stead of the Patriarch in charge of the Eastern Orthodox Church, they established the Bishop of Rome as God's representative on earth, making him infallible (a practice not present in other Christian Churches)

Protestantism: a name given to all those denominations following the ideas of the 16th century "reformation". This includes, but is not limited to, the abolition of priesthood (a priest has authority over his congregation, a minister is technically speaking the equal of his), celibacy, worship of saints (which could be argued as being polytheistic) and unconditional loyalty to the Pope. In effect, this liberalized Christianity, including the common man (and to a lesser degree, woman) in its services more, and making Christianity individualistic and non-hierachical.


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 07:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

Haruko Aozora wrote:

greek-catholic priests can marry...


They're not Catholic. They're Greek-Orthodox.

There are three main branches of Christianity (we will exclude Coptic Christians from this, as it makes matters confusing and they are only a very small group):

Eastern Orthodox (Church of Constantinople, Church of Greece, etc.) : they are a direct continuation of the dominant movement in early Christianity from rougly the later portion of the second century AD.

Roman Catholic Church: separated from the Eastern Orthodox Churches in the 11th century AD. In stead of the Patriarch in charge of the Eastern Orthodox Church, they established the Bishop of Rome as God's representative on earth, making him infallible (a practice not present in other Christian Churches)

Protestantism: a name given to all those denominations following the ideas of the 16th century "reformation". This includes, but is not limited to, the abolition of priesthood (a priest has authority over his congregation, a minister is technically speaking the equal of his), celibacy, worship of saints (which could be argued as being polytheistic) and unconditional loyalty to the Pope. In effect, this liberalized Christianity, including the common man (and to a lesser degree, woman) in its services more, and making Christianity individualistic and non-hierachical.


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Great explanation :-)


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