I use to love that!
Richard O'Brien is a genius (especially after writing The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
The downfall of The Crystal Maze is that you go through all those challenges, get yourself puffed out, soaking wet, etc..... and if you're crap at catching gold tokens then you go home with a bit of cut glass they call a "Crystal".
Even if they did win... their prizes were rubbish.
Richard - "And you win a fantastic day of wine-tasting just down the road from where you live"
What's wrong with a fortnights holiday in Barbados?
"It’s not often we play in daylight, and I fucking well wish we did before, I can see you all now. And there are some beauties here tonight, I can tell you!" ;)