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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 10:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In Only Seven Chats
(In Only Seven Days)

Monday start of the internet
Online for just one week
Feels good to chat away

Tuesday I saw her in a chat room
I wrote and gave my stats
And she wrote and gave a pic

Wednesday the pic got lost
I hoped that she will chat tomorrow
And then on Thursday
We had a private chat

She wrote me thru the phone
I wrote and asked her name
I never thought that this could happen to me
In only seven chats
It would take a hundred or more
For logs like that again

I wish Friday would last forever
I told her everything
I coudn't bear to leave the chat

Saturday just twenty four hours
Oh no my sample runs out on Sunday

Ooh so sad offline

One Viagra [?????]
(One Vision)

(Cock grows in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways)

One man one drive one hormone
One hard one loose just one is swelling
One gill of blood yeah one pill Viagra

One leash one turd
One good orgasm
One cunt one ass
One sex position
Wowowowo gimme Viagra

No rape no snuff
I have no porns just in black and white
No kids no pets
All we need is one pill - Viagra

One bear one shaved
One good orgasm
One 6 One 9
One sex position
Wowowowo oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

I had a dream
When I was young
A dream of sweet erection
A glimpse of cum and sexual high
And visions of cunnilingus
But a cold mouth blows
And grandfather shrinks
And down the swelling goes
Look what was done to my dreams

So touch with your hands
Touch with your lips
He's hard now
There's only one erection
One pill - Viagra
Yeah Viagra
No blush no frown
Just an erection
All through the night
It's a penetration wowowowo yeah

One one one one...
Viagra

One beach one mall
One good orgasm
One G one spot
One sex position

Gimme one quick
Gimme one slow
Just gimme
One fuck one fuck
One dose one night
One day hey hey
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
A condom

Floridian Rhapsody [?????]
(Bohemian Rhapsody)

Chorus of Democrats and Republicans:
Is this the real vote? Is this just fantasy?
No Bush or Gore landslide, so we're mired in legalities
Almost a tie, both sides tell their lies with such ease . . .

Bush:
I'm just a rich boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
I dropped the booze, I don't do blow
Anyway the vote goes doesn't really matter, to me

Mama, just love this ranch
Stocked my pond with fresh sea bass
How I love the upper class!
Mama, life is such good fun
But now they're trying to take it all away!
Mama, oooh, didn't mean to run for prez
But you know I always do what daddy sez
If I don't win this thing by noon tomorrow
I'll carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

[Gore]
Too late, my campaign's done, but I'm still working all the time
Poaching votes is not a crime!
Goodbye, everybody--no wait, I just can't go!
Let's count the chads and never ever face the truth

[Bush]
Mama, ooooo, I don't mean to bitch
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born so rich

[Bouncy piano interlude]

[Gore:]
I see a little silhouetto of a chad

[Chorus]
You're a mooch, you're a mooch, will you do the recount tango?
Pregnant chads and backbiting, very very frightening to see!
Broward County, Palm Beach County
Broward County, Palm Beach County
Broward County, Volusia County, Tallahassee-oh-oh-oh!

[Bush]
I'm just a rich boy, nobody loves me

[Chorus]
He's just a rich boy from a rich family
They treat the White House like a Bush legacy!

[Gore]
He's so dumb, I'm the one, will you give me votes?

[Chorus (Republicans only)]
Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes!
Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes!
Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes!

[Gore]
Can I have the votes?

[Chorus (Republicans only)]
Cannot have the votes!
No no no no no no no no!

[Bush]
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia keep my votes!

[Chorus]
Beelzebub has a butterfly ballot for thee, for thee . . . .

[Rockin' guitar


Heap big woman you made an asshole outta me....gimme your bums and ride!!!!!!
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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 12:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wow, that's brilliant! :P ^


http://www.amiright.com/artists/queen.shtml


Funny!

And how about this one?

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen93.shtml


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 12:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahaha! Cool! I loved the BohRap one!

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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 12:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love that bohemian rapsody one! Very clever and wonderful!


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 12:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Your good :)

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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hard Disk Space
(Happiness)

It's just one meg
we're short of
from the booting
to switch off
during the day
or dead of night
much more space
much more speed
when downloading
when uploading
master or slave
let's go shopping
some have 2 megs
but say no ways
what we all need is hard disk space

hard disk space is what you need
yeah hard disk drive space is occupied
it's not easy to install it
no it hasn't free a byte
it hasn't free a byte
you know that it's full
cos' hard disk space
just can't be naught
such memory more portable then stones
and hard disk space
can't just be caught
when you're fast or if you're slow ones
no matter how - how much erased
on your own disk and your accounts
in every space - must be a file
enjoy a new disk and head crashs
of hard disk space


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 16:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Queen Miracle (The Miracle)

Every power cord thats strung,
Every beat that hits the drum,
It's a miracle.
All the roadies, jobs great & small,
Brians hair, & Freddies voice,
Thats a miracle.
The amounts of vodka that they've drank,
It's a wonder any of them survived at all,
It's a miracle.

Queen are having a miracle on earth,
While Crystal goes to get the drinks for us,
The Wonders of Queen go on,
The size of the crown lighting rig,
John Deacon & Roger Taylor,
Brian May lying pissed in a trailer
It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle
It's a miracle

The one thing we're all waiting for,
is Freddie back to earth - music saved at all,
it's a miracle we need - the miracle
The miracle we're all waiting for today

If every wall in every hotel room, could tell a story that would be, a travestey,
If every child on every street, knew a Queen song, to every beat,
Thats a miracle
If all gods people could be free, to sing a Queen harmony,
It's a miracle

Queen are having a miracle on earth,
While Crystal gets all the drinks for us,
Un-lit gigs, and no-vodka
(But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on)
Sunday mornings with no gig for tea!
All the roadies, always fighting!
But someone just keeps on smiling
It's a miracle, it's a miracle, it's a miracle

(But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on)
It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle
It's a Miracle

The one thing (the one thing) were all waiting for (We're all waiting for)
Is Freddie back to earth (Back to earth) Music saved at all (saved at all)
It's a miracle we need - the miracle
The miracle
Freddie back to earth & music saved at all today

That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return,
That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return,
That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return,
That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's all for now


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 20:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OMG! I EFFING LOVE IT!

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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 20:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will post more later on


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Posted: 26 Aug 06, 22:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!!! oh my gosh!!! ouch! my tummy hurts!!!

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Posted: 27 Aug 06, 00:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like that miricle one, except for Brian getting pissed in a trailer. But the rest of it was good.


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Posted: 27 Aug 06, 02:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ah there was a parody thread a while back. i think i made alot. idk if its still around.


Nonono, you don't understand, that is NOT why I have this gerbil!
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Posted: 27 Aug 06, 09:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="33CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote:

can the moderators merge them somehow...?


They'd better merge the threads soon, or I fear I won't be getting any sleep tonight.


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