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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 18:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, since the other ones were so much fun, I thought we could make another! :D

Just to review the rules:
One person writes down their wish (Example: I wish I had a big penis :PPP)
And the next person corrupts the wish (Example: You get a big penis, but you trip over it, break your neck and die) and then they say their own wish, and it continues.

Ah kay... I'll start:
I wish I didn't have to go to school.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 18:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You don't have to go to school but then you become a hobo and live off dead rats. :P

I wish I could meet Freddie. HA, make THAT a bad wish. :P


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 18:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

(I don't know about the world peace, but) You get your champagne, but you become an alcoholic and end up devoting your life and money to buying that expensive champagne... and then you become bankrupt and... cut to the hobo and eating rats.

I wish I could run faster than roadrunner.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 18:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You can run faster than the roadrunner but you run so fast that you send the earth crashing into a spin cycle thing and go forward in time when utter destruction and chaos rule. :P

I wish my cheap-o ouija board actually worked.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 18:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It works, and then everyone thinks you are a crazy voodoo psycho and never believes what you say.

I wish they still made new episodes of Seinfeld.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They make new episodes of Seinfeld with Dr. Phil playing Jerry abd Kramer is played by Hilary Duff.

I wish I had a dollar.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You get dollar but I steal it.

I wish I had a smaller nose. xD No wait... I wish I looked like Twiggy! Ah, perfection.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay, but you only eat fat, sweaty men with hairy backs.

I wish I had a magical dollar that couldn't be stolen or eaten or farted on.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But your dollar gets married and hates his wife, and therefore commits suicide.

I wish I had millions of Queen shirts.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^Okay, but Deliah pees all over them.

I wish I had a dollar that was happy and invincable.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You get that dollar, but you spend it on a cheap pack of gum that you can't even blow bubbles with.

I wish I could have hundreds of pets without the mess and the stink.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^Okay, but your pets are hyper and run away to Vermont.

I wish I was 10 feet tall.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But Chris Farley comes to your house and ax murders you for stealing his jokes. :P

I wish I was a Mafia Godfather.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You are the Mfia Godfather but you get killed before enjoying any of your godfather-ness.

I wish my money never ended


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You are a red fish, but people make fun of you and call you Time o' The Month.

I wish I was an INVINCIBLE Mafia Godfather.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fluffle is a real word, but people use it in very different context, meaning the things you might find in the toilet, and it just loses its magic.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 19:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fluffle becomes a real word, but Hulk Hogan sues you for stealing his middle name.
Aggh! outposted.
You don't need to sleep, but you die anyways after running a 27 mile marathon.

I wish I was an INVINCIBLE and IMPREGNIBLE Mafia Godfather.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 21:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay, John Deacon stops hogging the remote and Freddie stops posessing the microwave. But without the marvelous telly ( assuming that's the appliance whose remote he's hogging... :P ) John grows brain dead and since Freddie can't turn on the oven and he refuses to eat uncooked food, he starves.

Now I wish my mom wouldn't turn the TV on so loud when she watches her Spanish soap operas.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 21:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

She stops turning the volume up so loud, but then Maria finds out Carlos is cheating on her, and then your mom never finds out. And when she does, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!! :PP

I wish everything in the world was free.


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Posted: 12 Sep 06, 21:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^XD XD!!

Everything in the world is free... but then you work long hours for no reason. Tut tut. :P


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