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Posted: 24 Sep 06, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2005/10/19/notes101905.DTL

I absolutly DIED reading this, it was great, love it!

It's about this family from arkansa who just head their SIXTEENTH child...

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Posted: 24 Sep 06, 16:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

16 kids?! :0
Geeeesh, and I don't want any...


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Posted: 24 Sep 06, 16:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though.


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Posted: 24 Sep 06, 22:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I was a child, my best friend had nineteen siblings. NINETEEN! I always felt bad for him because he was the youngest. I wonder what he's up to now...


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Posted: 24 Sep 06, 22:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Eating the remains of his older brothers and sisters?

I thought it was bad have 3 kids! Aie!


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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 01:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though.


I agree...



i too.
seriously, its all true tho. whats the prupose? all the kids WILL be attention starved. how do you remember all the names?

'joe come here!'
'mom im janis, your 11th kid!'

her vagina must be like a black hole or something.


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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 11:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Our insurance agent (and old family friend) is the youngest of 21 children! His first name is Jupiter. We always joked that his mother must have run out of names by the time he came along.


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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 12:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is ludicrous. 21! Eat my shins.


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...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 12:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Any family with over 5 kids is not a family...

...it's a litter.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 12:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

my dad was the oldest of 5 kids...and i thught that was ridiculous!


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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 12:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Of course there's no other explination but the fact that it's a religious family who thinks that the use of contraceptives is against God's will.

I guess someone should tell them to try anal, oral, 69, hand jobs and any other type of sexual interaction that doesn't involve penetration.

From what I know, there's no passage in the Bible that says that 'missionary' is the only way to have sex. For the sake of humanity, Mr Duggar should at least attempt to pull out.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 12:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They called one of their kids Jesus.. Oh my..

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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 13:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No, that's what the Mom yelled after delivering another kid. The Doctors just wrote it down quickly.

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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 15:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote:

They called one of their kids Jesus.. Oh my..


Oh, that was just sarcasm of the author!! It was like J, J, J, J, J, oh JESUS somebody stop them!! Irony my friend.

Christ, these people are nuts.

As for the person who said that (rofl) Jim Bob could pull out, you woulda think theyd have thought of that...yeach


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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 15:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote:

They called one of their kids Jesus.. Oh my..


Oh, that was just sarcasm of the author!! It was like J, J, J, J, J, oh JESUS somebody stop them!! Irony my friend.

Oh, yes, you're right, I was just skimming through it.

On a different note.. I was under the impression that it was only in The Sound Of Music where the kids wore curtains... How wrong I was..
http://www.jimbob.info/images/2001family__duggar.jpg


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Posted: 25 Sep 06, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^ Sheer brilliance... :D


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Posted: 26 Sep 06, 02:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sparrow wrote:

<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though.


I agree...



i too.
seriously, its all true tho. whats the prupose? all the kids WILL be attention starved. how do you remember all the names?

'joe come here!'
'mom im janis, your 11th kid!'

her vagina must be like a black hole or something.


A supermassive black hole...uhmm...errr..
ontopic: poor mom.



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Posted: 26 Sep 06, 06:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

my dad has 10 siblings. plus him, so that's 11 kids in the family. i have... 20 plus cousins in my dad's side alone. :)

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Posted: 26 Sep 06, 09:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hey I watched a documentary on them on the discovery channel once! I think it was something like.. "14 kids and pregnant again"... twas quite funny...


"One dump, one turd, two tits, John Deacon. One heart, one goal, one sex position." haha... oh dear!!
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Posted: 26 Sep 06, 12:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says...

Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]