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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 06:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Aye, that's right dear Reader, in just a few short weeks I shall be getting wed for the first time, under severe duress I may add, and against all my principles, what there are of 'em.

I'll just give you a moment for all the heartbroken fillies out there to collect their thoughts or swoon if necessary.

There's a silver cloud, mind. I won't be changing my lifestyle one iota - i'll just need to be a little more clandestine, that's all. If anything, it may drive me onto still darker misdemenours.

You may have heard that just recently I passed my long time target of 1000 career mounts. It took a while to get there and for a moment I thought to myself "Here, Flashy " I thought " maybe it's time for a period of reflection or to completely hang up your boots for good."

I must have had some drink in me, I often feel rather maudlin' these days after too many jars, but anyroad the moment soon passed and it was onwards and upwards - boarding just about any creature that showed half-willing, or were too goosed to know better.

It was just my rotten luck that the one mount to be ovulating at just the right time is part of a rather notorious family in the locale, who took it upon themselves to announce our forthcoming nuptials in a most forthright fashion ( I was hanging naked upside down from a tree at the time - and after much blaspheming, begging, blackmailing and finally uncontrollable wailing, I wholeheartedly agreed to their proposals).

She's a looker, by the way. Not a bad sort too, as women go. An agreeable ride, I suppose, and with a little training from her learned master-to-be should make a satisfying mount. She seems completely dotty about me and believes just about everything I say, bless her stupid mind.

What she doesn't know won't her, eh Reader?

So I'm to be a husband and father. A little Flashman on the scene... I dare say there's scores of 'em dotted all over the continents - wretched creatures, though handsome as you like, but this is the only one whose keep I'll be paying, hang it all.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 07:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Congratulations to you, Flashman
and my deepest sympathy to the lady...


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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 07:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Agreed!
I'm happy for you, if a little shocked!
Congrats!


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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 07:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah... this is quite shocking news!! Well, congratulations Flashy!!


I got to try al little more,

because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 09:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well well well....so my chances of roping the Flashman are nill. I don't take to kindly to defeat but I suppose I can concede quietly on this since there will be a little Flashman or Flashwoman to carry on the traditions.

Congrats Flashy and I want to see pictures of the happy family.

:)


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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 09:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

May I deliver a drunken toast at the wedding? What's that? I'm not invited?

...burn in hell, Flashy.


(congrats, of course!)

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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 10:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Well well well....so my chances of roping the Flashman are nill.


Never say never, toots - I'm far from out of the game.

I've already got an eye on one of the bridesmaids....


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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 14:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

May I deliver a drunken toast at the wedding? What's that? I'm not invited?


Don't let the lack of an invitation stop you sending a present, lad.

Anything but fucking Argos vouchers, mind. I enjoy the finer things in life.


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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 14:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

May I deliver a drunken toast at the wedding? What's that? I'm not invited?


Don't let the lack of an invitation stop you sending a present, lad.

Anything but fucking Argos vouchers, mind. I enjoy the finer things in life.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats dude!!!! Goodluck, not that you'll need it anyways. :D

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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 14:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

May I deliver a drunken toast at the wedding? What's that? I'm not invited?


Don't let the lack of an invitation stop you sending a present, lad.

Anything but fucking Argos vouchers, mind. I enjoy the finer things in life.


I'm still a little bitter, but I'll send you some GUS vouchers. Being from America, I don't know how GUS rates compared to Argos, but I'm doing my best here.

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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 17:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You, married? Good lord.

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Posted: 28 Sep 06, 20:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

Flashy, as the former B&QFan, which you thought I was a fan of domestic stuff and all that :P, I wish you the best of the world man ^^.


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