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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you could have the 4 members of Queen for a roast, what would you say to them? Not only it would be a roast to all members of Queen, but all things Queen related.

I hope Fatty sees this topic.


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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 16:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

damn this is a good one lemme think


One should ANALize the Poetry on page 43, when Oedipus is rollin' in his benzo and he has to bust a cap on some flagrants in the under city



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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

- Hot Space is to some fans the most underated Queen album, but to everybody else it's a nice paperweight.

- Some of Queen's most acclaimed albums have collected a good number of awards, but the only thing Hot Space has collected is dust.

- I don't know whether AIDS was the worst thing that happened to Queen, but I think Mack did a lot more damage to this band than any terminal disease.

- Roger Taylor has 5 kids, Felix Luther, Rory Eleanor, Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily, and Lola Daisy. It seems like Roger goes to the pet cemetery to pick baby names.

- I feel bad for those Queen fans who spent their hard earned money on those VIP tickets to the shows with Paul Rodgers. Now they know what it's like to be fucked in the ass just like Freddie once did.


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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 18:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OMG like the William Shatner one? That one was the funniest thing I have ever seen on television.


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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 19:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Exactly, I saw both that and the Pamela Anderson roast. Aside of that I've heard the roasts on The Howard Stern show, which are incredibly mean and cruel but fuckin' hilarious.

So everybody use your creativity to diss Queen and everyone related to the band.


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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 21:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

to have a proper roast we would nead John Deacon to be present as he is the most roastable lol.


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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 22:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

- John Deacon, the man who would much rather get a lap dance from a stripper than be honored at the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame.


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Posted: 08 Oct 06, 22:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

John - "So Johnny boy...how are the girls? How many were there again?...*counts*...1...2....3....200...did each one specialize in her own lap dance? Did you change them every weekend?" :D! Do tell me about your life, Mr. Deacon...How are the kids? What are there names again? Buck-teeth, Bacon, and Camera? :D

John: :-/...


Brian: "BRIAN! Old chap! How are you? Might I say that you are looking super poodilicious today? Did you perm it...tame it....or fix it into a nest...:o...whoah...I can see three species of birds up there :-/...not too good...tsk tsk tsk...

Brian: ~>:-O!


Roger: "So...Roger...Any plans for another child with Debbie?...You know..I always say "To be with Roger is simple...Step 1: Change your name so it starts with a D...Step 2: get pregnant with a baby...Step 3: name it a weird name...and Step 4: dump him!"...What's your next child's name gonna be? huh? Chief Hoaaaaahoooo Tiger Muthafukka? :D! Good to see you, darling. *slaps ass*...


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 01:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This thread is so cute :)




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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 02:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

- Brian... GET A FUCKING HAIR CUT! -


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 04:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

true but so f**king funny esesply the roger children thing!


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 05:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Brian: "BRIAN! Old chap! How are you? Might I say that you are looking super poodilicious today? Did you perm it...tame it....or fix it into a nest...:o...whoah...I can see three species of birds up there :-/...not too good...tsk tsk tsk...

Brian: ~>:-O!


Roger: "So...Roger...Any plans for another child with Debbie?...You know..I always say "To be with Roger is simple...Step 1: Change your name so it starts with a D...Step 2: get pregnant with a baby...Step 3: name it a weird name...and Step 4: dump him!"...What's your next child's name gonna be? huh? Chief Hoaaaaahoooo Tiger Muthafukka? :D! Good to see you, darling. *slaps ass*...


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 05:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Off subject: Has anybody ever seen the Dean Martin Roast...OMG I love those!


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 13:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have seen the Dean Martin Roasts. Yeas there is some funny stuff going on there. But its was all done to a laugh track. Not a real audience laughter. But still funny none the less!


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 18:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Freddie dear, I'd roast you, but it looks like someone left you in too long already! Really, come on, looks like you though SPF stood for Super Poncy Faggot or something. You've got to watch the heat exposure, love, or you'll be pushing up cherry trees."


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Posted: 10 Oct 06, 00:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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"Freddie dear, I'd roast you, but it looks like someone left you in too long already! Really, come on, looks like you though SPF stood for Super Poncy Faggot or something. You've got to watch the heat exposure, love, or you'll be pushing up cherry trees."



Ahhh, a laugh track, I thought the audience was real


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