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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 12:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

heh, roger...teeehee! haha lovve it


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14835

John: you guys, brian fell asleep on me again...
Roger: why don't we give him a wake up call with mr. monster...




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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 17:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote




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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 18:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766
Rog: BOOBIES!



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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 18:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rikke wrote:

I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD

Haha, he reminds me of Luca Brasi when he got garrot wired....
http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/lucas_end.jpg
(The godfather, of course...)
Freddie: (Before the incident) I want you to go to Robert Plant from the Led Zeppelin…. Tell him… you're not too happy with the family (Queen) and that you're interested in joining him.
Roger: Yes, Godfather.
(Roger is back in his small apartment, putting on a holster and bullet proof vest. He sticks a pair of drum sticks in the holster and puts on a snazzy coat over that and one of those stupid messenger boy hats he likes to wear.)
(At the bar, talking to Robert Plant)
Robert: So I hear you ain't too happy with the family. (Queen) You could do a lot of work for us. That John Bonham don't do us no good no more.
Roger: Yes.
(Robert gives Roger a ciggy)
(Shady looking bartender passes him a drink and pats his hand)
Suddenly, the bartender reaches into Roger's coat, pulls out the drumstick and stabs his hand, holding it down. He gets garrot wired.

[Cut to the picture]

(Later, Brian, John and Freddie are all sitting around and drinking and smoking)
Freddie gets a package. It is Roger's vest with a pair of drumsticks rolled up in it.

Freddie: What the hell is this?
Brian: It's means, "Roger Taylor was turned into a pair of drumsticks."

John inhales his cigarette and stares into space.
THE END (Godfather waltz begins to play)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 18:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I knew this would happen. Heee.


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 18:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote:

Rikke wrote:

I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD

Haha, he reminds me of Luca Brasi when he got garrot wired....
http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/lucas_end.jpg
(The godfather, of course...)
Freddie: (Before the incident) I want you to go to Robert Plant from the Led Zeppelin…. Tell him… you're not too happy with the family (Queen) and that you're interested in joining him.
Roger: Yes, Godfather.
(Roger is back in his small apartment, putting on a holster and bullet proof vest. He sticks a pair of drum sticks in the holster and puts on a snazzy coat over that and one of those stupid messenger boy hats he likes to wear.)
(At the bar, talking to Robert Plant)
Robert: So I hear you ain't too happy with the family. (Queen) You could do a lot of work for us. That John Bonham don't do us no good no more.
Roger: Yes.
(Robert gives Roger a ciggy)
(Shady looking bartender passes him a drink and pats his hand)
Suddenly, the bartender reaches into Roger's coat, pulls out the drumstick and stabs his hand, holding it down. He gets garrot wired.

[Cut to the picture]

(Later, Brian, John and Freddie are all sitting around and drinking and smoking)
Freddie gets a package. It is Roger's vest with a pair of drumsticks rolled up in it.

Freddie: What the hell is this?
Brian: It's means, "Roger Taylor was turned into a pair of drumsticks."

John inhales his cigarette and stares into space.
THE END (Godfather waltz begins to play)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD


OMFG!!! HAHAHAHA


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 19:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Baneé wrote:

<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote:

Rikke wrote:

I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD

Haha, he reminds me of Luca Brasi when he got garrot wired....
http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/lucas_end.jpg
(The godfather, of course...)
Freddie: (Before the incident) I want you to go to Robert Plant from the Led Zeppelin…. Tell him… you're not too happy with the family (Queen) and that you're interested in joining him.
Roger: Yes, Godfather.
(Roger is back in his small apartment, putting on a holster and bullet proof vest. He sticks a pair of drum sticks in the holster and puts on a snazzy coat over that and one of those stupid messenger boy hats he likes to wear.)
(At the bar, talking to Robert Plant)
Robert: So I hear you ain't too happy with the family. (Queen) You could do a lot of work for us. That John Bonham don't do us no good no more.
Roger: Yes.
(Robert gives Roger a ciggy)
(Shady looking bartender passes him a drink and pats his hand)
Suddenly, the bartender reaches into Roger's coat, pulls out the drumstick and stabs his hand, holding it down. He gets garrot wired.

[Cut to the picture]

(Later, Brian, John and Freddie are all sitting around and drinking and smoking)
Freddie gets a package. It is Roger's vest with a pair of drumsticks rolled up in it.

Freddie: What the hell is this?
Brian: It's means, "Roger Taylor was turned into a pair of drumsticks."

John inhales his cigarette and stares into space.
THE END (Godfather waltz begins to play)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD


OMFG!!! HAHAHAHA

I'm glad you like my scary humour. :D


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 20:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

cost of a queen concert ticket: well worth it
price of your entire queen memoriabilia collection: a pretty penny
roger taylor's expression at people getting hot dogs during his drum solo: priceless


(if you dont get it, watch the wembley interviews with brian n roger)


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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 21:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

skiqueen wrote:

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

cost of a queen concert ticket: well worth it
price of your entire queen memoriabilia collection: a pretty penny
roger taylor's expression at people getting hot dogs during his drum solo: priceless


(if you dont get it, watch the wembley interviews with brian n roger)


ROFLMAO! HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats AWESOME!

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Posted: 10 Oct 06, 16:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

skiqueen wrote:

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

cost of a queen concert ticket: well worth it
price of your entire queen memoriabilia collection: a pretty penny
roger taylor's expression at people getting hot dogs during his drum solo: priceless


(if you dont get it, watch the wembley interviews with brian n roger)


ROFLMAO! HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats AWESOME!

That really was good! HAHA! I laughed for like 10 minutes!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoo21lvza8

^greatest video ever made



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Posted: 10 Oct 06, 19:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14474

freddie: MY GOD! that's the biggest cockroach i've ever seen! what the hell is it doing in here?
caterer: why, that's you're dinner of course! don't you know that people here in japan eat cockroaches? im sorry, but i dropped that one...it looked pretty juicy, too...
roger: *stares at caterer*
brian:........is this one of those reality shows? cuz im really not buying it......
roger: *staring at caterer*
john: *i knew i should have gotten those cookies at the airport*
roger: *still staring at caterer*


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Posted: 10 Oct 06, 20:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=3973

Freddie's crotch: I want to break free!





I'm going to apologize for that now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoo21lvza8

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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 04:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=3973"


Elton: *thinks* I know he's ugly, but he's all I can get


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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 08:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14837

John: Hey look Rog.. i've got our nose.

Freddie: Guys..

Roger: nooo.. How can that be?

Freddie: Er.. GUYS..!

Brian: Roger I think it's time for you to find out that it is'nt actually your nose, but his thumb..

Roger: I KNEW IT! oh John you little cheat!

Freddie: GUYS!! Someone is stealing the stage..


Okay VERY lame, I know :S



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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 09:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14163

How DOES these things work? Dahmn I knew I should have given it some practice before the show..

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14159

John: *Still on stage a few years and a lot of hair later* Okaaay.. I have to hit those stringthings.. HAY hold on guys and audience I'm readdy now :D.. Guys?

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=13891

John: *And even later..* HMF! Well since they all had to leave, I'll just sit here and play all alone.. *sob*


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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Rikke wrote:

I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD



ehmmm,,,, i 'll try.

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

Roger:
SHIT!!! Debbie can't know i'm dating Dominique!!!!!! HIDE behind the drums ROGER!!!
HIDE!!!!!!!

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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 16:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^ ha ha thats a good one!


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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 19:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

(continued w/ the cockroach caption)

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=9988

Roger: ...it's really nice here in Japan, mummy, its just, well, they make me eat coakraches here....yes, i know you told me to be nice, and i am, but mummy, cockroaches?!?.....no, they haven't 'ordered' any strippers yet.....no, i havent been hitting on any stalkers...but they are very nice here, you know........oh, and could you just tell jenny that its not working out between us and we should see other people?...mummy? mum? hello?


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